ｓｉｎｃｅｒｉｔｙ

INFP: Oh.

INTP: ...?

INFP: *makes sounds like a wounded animal*

INTP: ...??

INFP: *walks to the showcase* *whimpers* *strokes glass*

INTP: ...???

INFP: ...what did they do to you, baby?

INTP: *walks over* *sees an opened version of Pride and Prejudice behind the glass*

INFP: *studies History*

INFP: ...how can you do this to a book? Look, they put tape on it! The ink will come off and it's bad for the pages! And the temperature isn't right here. The sunlight hits it directly and the glass only makes it worse. And its crooked! And they put these pages together!

INTP: Is this really tape though? I mean, why would you put tape on a book? *inspects it more closely*

INFP: It was a thing in the 70s.

INTP: Ah, yeah... it's really tape. Well, maybe it's been here since the 70s. Wouldn't put it past them. *laughs*

INFP: *looks at book like at a crying child*

INTP: ...hey, they probably had many copies of Pride and Prejudice and one was somewhat ragged and so they decided they could at least use it for this instead of throwing it away. *smiles*

INFP: *clenches lips* ...but then they should've taken care of it instead of making it worse.

INTP: ...

INFP: *keeps staring at book* *narrows eyes*

N.B.: This is partially based on stereotype and partially on my experience - if what I've written is too stereotypical and untrue and you hate it, please reblog it and explain what you'd do. I'd love to hear it!

INFP: Knows every word to every song, and sings them at the top of their lungs. Despite this, they get asked by everybody why they're "quiet". The core of the Feeler huddle, which mainly consists of all the introverted Feelers and the ENFP. They are sitting and chatting about...stuff? You know, human relationships and motives? Interesting stuff!

ENFP: Running around at max ENFP level, doing shots as dared to by ESTP, singing along with INFP, flirting back at ESFP, dancing with whoever will dance with them, and attempting serious/theoretical talk with the NTs...well, the INTJ, the only NT to actually listen to them. Attempts to interact with every single person present, because they like people.

ENFJ: Probably the person who is holding your hair back when you throw up, and the person listening when you drunkely ramble about all your problems. Probably also the designated driver.

INFJ: "I just need one drink, something to loosen me up." They have 3, and their unicorn powers start to manifest...

ISFJ: Probably is the host. If not the host, probably helping the host out with food prep. Has a compliment and a smile for everyone.

ESFJ: Selected the music - "Hey guys, do you remember this song?! It's from 2002!" Hardcore socialising with everyone, because they know everyone. (Or are they only socialising with the people they know?? The Feeler huddle, perhaps?) Also likely to be designated driver.

ESTJ: "Let's play Never Have I Ever!!!" And then takes drinks for every question, just because. Lifted ISFP on their shoulders, to which they screamed "put me down, put me down!!", but giggling all the while.

ISTJ: Sits on the couch going "what the hell did I get myself into?", but later joins INTP, who's at the computer.

ISFP: is making really creative cocktails and handing them to everyone... or what appear to be simply creative combinations of liquor...

ESFP: Hardcore socialising and being flirtatious with everyone; like ENFP, but bolder. Second most likely to be host; they wanted to see all their friends again and in one place!

ESTP: Gave everyone dares (mostly alcohol-related), participated in all of them, and is now blackout drunk. Oops. Probably brought the alcohol, too.

ISTP: Tried to light that 98° proof rum on fire and do a flaming shot...and actually succeeded.

INTP: Got control of the host's computer and is showing everyone their embarrassing photos. Alternately, they're playing a drinking game with Tumblr/random YouTube videos. The other NTs end up joining them after the ISTJ does, and then they all end up having a nerdfest/LAN party/talking about their own tech setups at home...which segued into a typical Rationals' discussion about robots and world domination. #TooHardcoreForThisParty

ENTP: Alternately horrifying and delighting people with their wit and stories. The entire thing is a social experiment to them. Occasionally joins the NT huddle at the computer, but for the most part socialises with everybody.

ENTJ: A party is nothing compared to world domination! Seriously, the ENTJ is probably the one accepting the most risky dares from ESTP. (And everyone thought they were so straitlaced...)

ENFJ: you might beat them up. they'll more likely talk you out of it.

ENFP: you could fight them and win but why would you want to. do you hate joy?

INFP: i know why you'd want to fight a puppy sometimes, but it's unsportsmanly. and probably illegal.

INFJ: you want to fight them. you can't do it.

ENTJ: will either whoop your ass or get someone else to whoop your ass. abstain.

INTJ: fight them. i don't guarantee you'll win. but fight them.

ENTP: they might beat, or almost beat you. until they get distracted in the middle of the fight, that is. plan a diversion.

INTP: won't realize you're trying to fight them. you have the element of surprise.

ESTJ: i understand why you'd want to. but don't.

ESFJ: probably started a fight with you first. claim self dense, go for it.

ISTJ: idk. you might win. you might die.

ISFJ: go back and fight the ESFJ again

ESTP: call 911

ESFP: if the ESTP didn't land you in the ER, fight them.

ISTP: call a coroner