And his laces came untied lol

I just love it 😍

there’s really people out here that do this woth ease and i can barley walk. 😭

*winks at the sky* for the aliens

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

I couldn’t even read that in my head

#“this color’s fake” I’M LOOKING AT IT B!!!!!!!!

I have questions

To get to the other side

Oshit

:D

FOREVER REBLOG

I snorted so hard I was not expecting that

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

That was a wild goddamn ride

god this was worth the read

When I was a kid I laughed at this, but now as an adult who works in the public, I can assure you people are exactly like this.

Stop littering!!

I’m still not over this, THIS is what big dick energy means