yavanna

btw being excessively nonconfrontational is NOT a positive trait. it does not mean u are “too nice” or just too kind to hurt people, it means u have a problem communicating and you need to work on it.

I learned to be a really direct person and actively seek out blunt friends because the idea of someone being mad or upset with me but refusing to say anything is like terrifying to me. active communication is so much healthier and less stressful. I also don't have any patience for passive aggression anymore

I :3′d my way into this and I’ll :3 my way out of it so help me god

all the angels are dying out because they keep fucking the street lamps

gaslighting someone by saying they're too smart to be gaslit so you're not gaslighting them

this would work on me

No it wouldn’t. You’re too smart.

Posts like this are like modern day fables. Yeah ill reblog this funny little exchange, but next time someone says this to me ill remember this post and hear kill bill sirens.

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

Posted Oct 9, 2012

Thank you Jorts

appreciate it Jorts

i just played this level in my head you should give it a try

dick so good it turns you into hold on i can’t finish this post. there’s a cobweb on my couch i can see it

i can finish it for you lemme try. dick so good it turns you into The Thing

thanks king that means a lot. there are spiders everywhere

you can exchange those for bonuses and points

At the spider store?

at the spider store yeah

gods weakest soldier. minor events kick the shit out of me daily god hands me his lightest battles and i start sniffling and fumbling the bag