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killz0ne3-deactivated20250521

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

killz0ne3-deactivated20250521

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

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miseducatedmelanicmuse

byjove

straight men have beauty standards for men that are completely different than the beauty standards women and gay men have for men and then they get mad when they conform to the beauty standards other podcast bros set for them and women still don’t find them attractive

byjove

while you were busy arguing about phrenology on Twitter, lamenting your weak jawline and making fun of dudes who don’t go to the gym, beautiful fat polyamorous men with nerdy personalities were busy snatching up the baddest bitches in your town. c’est la vie.

luidilovins

There's a tiktok trend called "hear me out cakes" where you print out pictures of characters and actors that you basically have to justify wanting to fuck before taping it on a tooth pick and put it on a cake.

Most of the men who do this challenge will pick the fish from Shark Tales, Nala from Lion King (this was the one he actually had to fight for his life over), Shego and actors slightly older than 30 there was one guy who had Korra was his hear me out.

Meanwhile the girls are fucking xenomorphs, mathematical equations, the concept of Vine, Bananas in Pajamas and the Peanut M&M. One girl sprayed another girl with a water bottle because she put Bowser on cake and he was too basic.

If the trend has taught me anything is that girls will fuck literally anything as long as it has a charming personality and a sardonic smile. If you can't convince a girl to fuck you when she's got a centaur from fallout on her smash cake it has nothing to do with not having a jawline or a six pack it's because you're an insufferable human being.

transholmes

This reminds of that time a lady on twitter tweeted about how Jack Black could unironically Get It, to which a whole lot of other women and queer men agreed. Which in turn lead to straight men pitching hissy fits in her mentions because there had to be some other reason than us just finding him attractive.

robd57

thursdaythoughtsfromtheabyss

Spot the difference

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lipsredxasarose

What if I told you sex is enjoyable without having to cum?

normalize focusing on intimacy and pleasure vs everyone having to cum as an endgoal.

werecreature-addicted

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

quasi-normalcy

Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

quasi-normalcy

"He only made this art because he was horny!" ...Yeah, and? You only made a sandwich because you were hungry.

pageofheartdj

It's okay to cry over sad movie, but it's bad to be aroused from erotic movie? You are not less of a thinking human for being aroused.

cryptonature

Vultures are holy creatures.

Tending the dead.

Bowing low.

Bared head.

Whispers to cold flesh,

“Your old name is not your king.

I rename you ‘Everything.’”

charlesoberonn

sunshine-tattoo

fun fact!

Vultures are also responsible for keeping diseases at bay.

Vulture stomach acid is so powerful that it can kill anthrax and many other deadly diseases.

So when they consume the carcass of a creature that has died of disease, they actually destroy the disease within it too!

So yes vultures are 100% holy creatures because they not only eat the dead, but protect the living from death.

dykeselfcest

quick are you mythologizing sex again? are you making it seem like a special category of human behavior rather than just a thing people do? are you forgetting that it can be silly or fun or simply pedestrian? are you forgetting that it requires conversation and negotiation just like every other human activity that involves other people?

dykeselfcest

things that are extremely normal to say and do not kill the mood or remove the romance or anything:

hey do you want to have sex tonight/tomorrow/later this week?

would you like it if I say x during sex?

do you want to put on some music?

hold on, let me look up how to tie that knot again.

can we change positions? this one isn't great for my back/arm/whatever.

I don't want to put on like 2014 Sex Positive Educator Voice but like I promise it's not that special or scary and you don't have to completely change your behavior to have sex, it's normal and healthy to talk about it and negotiate and figure things out as you go. and when I see people say things like "I feel like it would be weird to stop and put on music/adjust positions/etc" I feel like that's part of mythologizing sex? like there's not some magical mood that you will ruin by speaking up or making some adjustments or setting something up. it's okay I swear.

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tastefullyoffensive

the-shy-girl-420

Just because I love you doesn’t mean I’ll let you win in Mario Kart. Fuck off

oxfrnk

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

the-last-d-boy

don’t!!! bury!!!! your!!!! interests!!! to!!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

wind-at-your-back

don’t!!! go!!! wasting!!! your!!! emotion!!! lay!!! all!!! your!!! love!!! on!!! me!!!

#you’ll find a better match to you showing your authentic interests and self

depsidase

weaver-z

Shout out to Spanish for having the correct word for kitties. This is literally el gato there's no other word for it

teddymedley

we have multiple actually. you forgot gatito and gatita.

weaver-z

HOW could I forget....

Los gatitos....

weaver-z

I have been informed that in Spanish these are also called MICHIS... the winning streak continues

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glowcowboy

i want to be a sweet and friendly girl but there’s all this anxiety. and the horrors

iremluna

and rage

glowcowboy

yeah and also the rage

anxietyproblem

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