it's not toxic positivity to say "humankind has the capacity to do good when you least expect it" it's not naive to say "make room for joy or else it will fucking body you when it comes" and it's not stupid to say "I believe we will win." are you going to lay in a ditch for the rest of your life, darling?
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Damien haas characters that I dont think I should have the hots for but weirdly do
Augustus: I can’t explain it beyond. You met at a con, have a heated argument and somehow end up making out hard core against the elevator wall while still in cosplay.
Todd: toxic straight guy who learns to use therapy type lingo, but like later down the line actually unpacks his ‘straight guy misogyny’ and is a really decent and good husband and dad.
Mr. Grubb: I have no explanation beyond ‘he looked into the void and suddenly he could do some cray shit to you in bed’ like go for it sacrifice me to the ancient ones
Look I think I just want Damien to be a lil mean to me and or to scare me just a lil bit.
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As someone who’s job is to handle chemicals like this, I need to state that this information is IMPORTANT. Plenty of people have accidentally injured or killed themselves at home because they didn’t know what kind of reaction certain substances have with one another. Play it safe and don’t mix chemicals.
it'd be cool if you dropped a highlight reel of the mcytnsfw blogs you follow bc I'm new around here (you're actually my first mutual on this account) and finding people has been something of an experience since there's not really a unified maintag. idk how you've found 200 blogs you like enough to follow, i don't know if i've even seen 200 separate accounts haha
no pressure or any obligation ofc, just if there's some blogs you'd like to promote :)
Dude this is my job. I’ve been doing this since day one. I am a lister first, a writer second.
Anyways :3 here we are! Disclaimer as always
READ THE PINNED OF ALL THESE PEOPLE IF THEY HAVE THEM!! Different people make different content and have different boundaries. If you don’t like them you can ignore them or block them.
2010-2011 pop was literally. katy perry doing that weird like candyland fantasy. nicki minaj queen of rap. LMFAO said 'male stripper rights'. rihanna giving sexy but make it tragic. pitbull releasing the soundtrack for like all-inclusive resort holidays to spain. ke$ha giving representation for girls who get too drunk to take their makeup off. lady gaga ended homophobia. and the cast of glee undoing all that hard work. justin bieber becoming to preteen girls what the beatles used to be for women in the 60s. 3oh!3 invented obnoxiouscore. jaaaaason deruulooo. we no speak americano
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half of the notes on this post are people going “um i think you meant girls and also i hate boys they are disgusting” and the other half is boys going “this isnt about me nobody could ever feel that way about me”
like do you maybe see a connection here?? and also could you stop??
Soft boys! Trans boys! Boys with chubby cheeks! Skinny boys! Lanky boys! Boys with acne scars! Boys who run! Boys who draw! Boys who cuddle! Asian boys! Black boys! Brown boys! Pale boys! Short boys! Quiet boys! Funny boys! Boys with anxiety! Boys with autism! Dyslexic boys! ADHD boys! Athletic boys! Math boys! Boys who grew up watching history documentaries! Gamer boys! Fashion boys! ALL THE BOYS!
tall, short, thick, skinny, strong, quiet, loud, sweet, shy, nerd, bookworm, athletic, artists, EVERYTHING gah I love boys
and girls but that’s not what this post is about
boys are great and the sweet kind ones get drowned out by all the asshole ones that make the world awful so can we please give those sweet ones some credit
not sure if you're still taking gemtho prompts but something with secret relationship/relationship reveal 👀 that isn't much to go off of so it could definitely be paired with another prompt too, i just love that trope (my brain goes to rpf since i love the idea of them trying and failing to hide a relationship from the viewers, but could be in game too)
I'm back to fill more gemtho prompts from earlier this year! I'm not setting a schedule though. You guys will get them as I find time and/or motivation. Enjoy!!
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Impulse first notices him when Gem steps through the front door of the hotel in Detroit. She’s laughing, glancing over her shoulder at him, and he’s smiling, one hand tucked against the small of her back, the touch clearly familiar. He’s tall with dark hair, and sticks close as Gem pauses just inside the entrance way, dropping her backpack on the ground and crouching to dig through it.
For just a moment, the man looks over, maybe sensing Impulse’s stare, but he doesn’t react, just glances back down at Gem, offering his hand on her elbow when she stands up again. She’s holding something that might be her wallet, but she passes it over, saying something that Impulse can’t hear from across the other side of the lobby.
The man dips down, kissing Gem — quick and chaste — and she smiles, watching him walk away toward the check-in desk.
Impulse almost startles when she turns, catching his gaze, like she’s known he was there the whole time.
Her smile widens and she pulls her backpack on, jogging toward him, as though she can’t contain her excitement.
“Impy!” she says, dragging him into a hug once she’s close enough, and it’s effortless to fold around her, quickly forgetting about everything apart from how much he’s missed her.
“Hey, Gem,” he murmurs into her hair, giving her an extra squeeze, just so she knows how happy he is to see her.
“Is that Gemstone?” a voice says behind them and Gem laughs, finally letting Impulse go as Skizz moves in to sweep her up, lifting her straight off the ground.
“Careful,” Impulse warns, stepping back, but neither of them seem to hear and Tango laughs as he sidles up beside him.
“You think they’re listening?”
“About as well as my kids,” Impulse scoffs and Tango laughs again.
“Are you surprised?”
Impulse isn’t. At all. What he is surprised by is the guy Gem’s with, who’s now edging past them, carry-on bag in tow. But he doesn’t stop to check in with Gem, doesn’t even glance in their direction, just heads toward the elevators, a keycard held in one hand.
“Did you know Gem was bringing her boyfriend?” Impulse asks without thinking, and Tango offers him a look, like he’s lost his entire mind.
“Why would she tell me?”
Which he supposes is his issue, because why would she tell him either? They’re close, but he’s far from being Gem’s confidant.
Impulse tries to shrug as casually as he can. “Was just wondering.”
In front of him, Gem finally untangles herself from Skizz’s grasp before noticing Tango’s there.
Their hug isn’t as enthusiastic — probably much to Tango’s relief — but Gem pulls away, grinning.
“It feels good to be back together,” she tells them. “Where are the others?”
Impulse is pretty sure Grian’s napping in his room, and Pearl isn’t due in until later that night, but he thinks False and Zed are in the hotel’s bar already.
“They’re around,” Skizz promises. “C’mon, let’s get you a drink. You look like you could use one.”
Gem blows out a breath. “I look that bad, huh?”
“The worst I’ve ever seen,” Skizz jokes, nudging her with his elbow as though to make sure she knows he’s only messing about.
“Not surprising,” Gem starts, already walking with Skizz, heading toward the back of the hotel. “The airline lost my bag.”
Impulse finds himself following, automatically glancing over at the elevators as they pass. But the mystery guy isn’t there and Gem doesn’t seem concerned about wandering off without him.
“Man, that sucks,” Skizz says and Impulse belatedly makes a noise of agreement.
“Might need a couple of drinks,” he adds and Gem laughs, nodding in agreement.
“Please.”
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Gem shows up for breakfast in a flannel shirt that definitely isn’t hers. She makes it look good — the bottom of it tied at her waist, the sleeves rolled up to her elbows — but the collar hangs open, the shoulders too broad.
It’s a man’s shirt.
“Heard anything about your luggage?” he tries, digging into the scrambled egg whites that he’d paid extra for.
Gem shakes her head, sipping at a mug of tea, a picked-apart pastry in front of her. “Nothing yet. Think I’m gonna have to do a clothes-run before the event today.”
Gem doesn’t seem like the kind of person who’d enjoy a last minute shopping spree, but maybe she’ll drag Pearl with her to make it fun. Or maybe her secret boyfriend.
“What’s wrong with that?” he asks, tipping his head toward the shirt she’s in, and she smiles like they both know damn well what.
“Did you sleep well?” she asks, cleanly changing the subject completely, and Impulse shouldn’t be surprised.
He sighs and shakes his head. “I’m so nervous, I think I’m gonna have to take a second shower later.”
She laughs, not unkindly. “You’ll have a good time once it starts,” she promises, and Impulse knows that, but that doesn’t mean the jitters will go away.
“What about you?” he asks. “How’d you sleep after everything?”
She takes another mouthful of tea, swallowing before answering. “We woke up early. I guess even just a little time difference can mess me up.”
We. Not I. She means herself and whoever’s up in her room right now.
“You’ll both have to go to bed earlier tonight,” he says, wanting to push, to make sure she knows he heard the slip-up, and Gem grins, clearly enjoying this game they’re playing.
“Guess so,” she agrees, but Impulse already knows that with the group they have, there’s no way anyone is bailing early.
Impulse takes a drink of his coffee, watching her silently, and under the table, her foot gently knocks into his own, once and then again — not an accident.
“This’ll be a fun weekend,” she says and something uncurls in Impulse’s stomach.
He’s getting too caught up in his own thoughts and she’s right. They’re there to have a good time.
Gem keeping part of her life private isn’t something he should take personally. If he did, he’d need to have beef with everyone else on the server. Except maybe Skizz. He almost knows too much about that guy.
He offers her a smile and finds himself nodding. “Yeah,” he agrees. “It will.”
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He might be less upset about the situation, but that doesn’t mean he’s not going to push.
“Snacks for later?” he asks when they’re riding the elevator back upstairs together, watching as she tries to carry a cup of coffee, a banana, a chocolate muffin, and a bowl of fresh fruit.
She glances over at him, the corner of her mouth curled up, before she holds out the bowl.
“Can you hold that for me?”
She doesn’t answer the question, but Impulse still finds himself doing as she asks. He’s a sucker like that.
“Didn’t know you liked coffee,” he tries instead, and her eyes are bright, like she knows what he’s doing.
The elevator slows, the doors opening with a quiet groan.
“C’mon,” Gem says, tipping her head. “There’s someone I want you to meet.”
Impulse’s room is two floors above and he knows he should probably go back so he can brush his teeth and get ready for the rest of their day, but he hesitates, watching Gem hold the door with her elbow.
He waits a beat, then another, and then nods, his curiosity getting the better of him.
She’s silent as she leads the way down the hallway, but eventually she stops by a room near the fire exit, knocking on the door in a familiar rhythm.
Apparently, she didn’t bring her key. But it doesn’t matter, because after a moment, the door swings open to reveal the man Impulse had seen the day before.
His expression is gentle when he looks at Gem, but shifts into something cooler — maybe a little uncertain — when he notices Impulse is there with her.
“I wanted you two to finally meet,” Gem says, glancing between them, and for some reason Impulse feels the need to vet the guy. Like Gem is his daughter and he wants to make sure she’s not picking up some random lowlife, someone Impulse deems unworthy.
He squares his shoulders and holds out his hand.
“Hey,” he says, “I’m Scott.”
The guy in the doorway shifts, smiling as he takes Impulse’s hand and shakes it firmly.
“Hi, Scott, I’ve heard so much about you,” the man says, and Impulse’s eyes widen as he recognizes the voice.
Gem laughs, delighted, stepping closer to fit herself against the man’s side, grinning at Impulse, clearly pleased with herself.
Impulse finally drops his hand back down, but there’s no doubt in his mind.
“Etho?” he asks, earning a laugh — the same he’s heard in-game so many times before.
“Hey, Impulse,” Etho replies easily, and Impulse’s mind goes a little blank.
“What are you doing here?”
“It’s kind of a half-way point for both of us,” Gem tells him. “We figured it would be an easy way to meet up again.”
Again.
“Again?” he echoes and Gem nods, like it’s not a big deal. “How long have you been meeting up?”
It feels easier to ask than whether or not they’re actually dating. Ironically, after everything, he’s suddenly almost certain it’s none of his business.
Gem shrugs with one shoulder. “First time was just before season ten began? We wanted to wait a bit before we told anyone. Y’know, in case.”
They obviously hadn’t needed to worry about that — the proof being they’re both there together, Gem tucked comfortably under Etho’s arm, like it’s exactly where she belongs.
“He’s gonna join us for the roadtrip,” Gem continues. “I thought maybe we could grab dinner together?”
Impulse is nodding before his brain can catch up. “Of course,” he agrees. “Anytime. I’d love that.”
He stares between them a little longer before laughing, perhaps from the adrenaline of the surprise.
“Skizz isn’t going to shut up about this when you tell him,” he says. “Do you know how many questions I made him cut from the podcast?”
“Part three?” Etho jokes with a laugh and Impulse shakes his head.
“Don’t let him hear you say that,” he warns. “The first thing out of his mouth is gonna be ‘I told you so.’”
“We weren’t being subtle,” Gem agrees. “We’ll let him have that one.”
“I can’t believe — ” Impulse starts before laughing again. “As if my nerves weren’t frayed enough today.”
“We’re about to really find out how good you are at keeping secrets,” Gem jokes and Impulse snorts.
“Hope you guys are ready to go public then.”
Gem shifts, grinning up at Etho, who smiles back, and Impulse can see it — the affection, the respect between them.
“I think we could be,” she says, and when Etho nods, Impulse can tell they’re not lying.
Out of everyone — anyone Gem could’ve picked — he knows she’s made the right choice.
“I’m happy for you both,” he says, and as Gem smiles at him, brighter than he’s ever seen, he finds that he means it.
To celebrate posting 100 shitpost text memes (I need to touch grass, jfc), here's a batch celebrating my fave of all time and the whole reason I got into Smosh, DJ Tomey Bones himself! 💜
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thinking about how on other servers philza is "the old man" when he's like. 36. but on hermitcraft he's fairly young. real used to being the daddy, the domtop, being in control, but the moment he's around the hermits they get him to his knees and yank his hair, fucking his mouth, making him ride them, enjoying the way he comes undone in their laps. hes so used being the daddy that the moment they teasingly joke that they're his daddy/mommy that he comes in his pants. make him a sub