Ɲᴏɴ Sɪʙɪ Sᴇᴅ Aʟɪɪs

[takes said severe weather] [drops it on his own state]

You need it more than I do. < n >

(ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง civil war pt. II (ง ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)ง

people are holding up scarves that say “kings of the south” and are chanting “FIVE MORE MINUTES” this is so........georgian

[…..] What’s wrong with the west? :^(

We didn’t need all that. Now California is in debt, thirsty as shit, and half of it and the rest of ‘em are on fire. :^|

Then just how old are you? I may be th’ youngest colony but I ain’t the youngest state. 

Listen. I haven’t had a reason t’ speak Spanish since, like, 18- ...at least go all the way and call me gringo. Don’t degrade me. I ain’t ito nothin’. 8(

I thought the Spanish word for gold was “oro”.  ...or maybe that’s Latin? Meh. Dorado works. 

Adopted or borrowed?

Adopted. [eyeroll] I wouldn’t steal a dog. Dunno what t’ name him though...