All stories are true

Real life footage of GTA Jeremy

Reblogging this because I find it hilarious and think about it constantly

There has to be some godless injoke

My ride is here

This is the new imagine touch the sky

Dope As Fuck

Fey were here…

@practicallypidge @glumshoe @thebibliosphere @vampireapologist @a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy

There is no unskilled labor, only undervalued skills.

the rest of the planetary system is like fuck you

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL WEEK

…But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door?

This is eaxctly why hall passes have gotten so extreme.

this is fucking surreal and only adds more weight to my theory that the american public school system is (barely) held together by a dark and arcane magic

Also a fact

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl 

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. 

internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

serbian recipes: boil it, throw in some spinach. some broccoli. some more green vegetables. great! now throw all that in the toilet and order some sausages and ćevapi and don’t forget the beer and rakija

I will reblog this until I die 

I just laughed my ass off!!! XD

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