I Found the Pineapple

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

Does anyone know what to do

on the surface it might seem like Gus is the holder of the singular brain cell, but upon further examination it becomes clear that he and Shawn actually engage in a hot-potato-esque shared custody arrangement

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

no, YOU have to do it scared. IM going to fruitlessly wait for the perfect moment forever

knew from a young age that i was weird and unfixable