i'm dreaming

okay everyone listen up!! 👏👏 new plan! basically what we’re gonna do is: dance 🕺

This is how i see u btw

LOL

What’s so funny

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

joke i like to make when a baby is crying in public is “we’ve all been there.” We literally have

i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable

no no i didn’t say he sucks BECAUSE he’s bisexual. i just said he sucks AND also happens to be bisexual

if we’ve been mutuals over a year we’re cousins

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)