“It seems you’re not satisfied unless you always make yourself the protagonist in some tragedy.”

“You and I have become strangers, haven’t we? No, we always were strangers. Our hearts were in different worlds, a thousand miles, a million miles apart. If we were together, we’d only be miserable, both of us.”

“Everyone seems to have a clear idea of how other people should lead their lives, but none about his or her own.”

Chloe: Do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or the sound of people talking?

ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?

*Zuko fighting the Joker*

I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.

Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.

iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning

I see your "Alfred and Iroh as tea bros" and raise you "Alfred and Iroh as tea rivals"

hey bruce spent a lot of his bat-study abroad in the far east and has kind of a weeb weapon collection so proposal, what if Bruce appreciates Iroh’s tea

Wait a minute. Batman and Zuko have the same arch-nemesis.

Saw the last comment and my brain would not rest until it happened