Somebody Else

if Humpty Dumpty ever stopped being in danger then he would lose his identity & go insane

many of you seem to live like this

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

This show is an accurate portrayal of how artists are hopeless dumbasses and we need a producer type to bring us back to earth to get anything meaningful done and I’m here for it

no but seriously bring back cucumbers

love when someone unironically posts some shit like "bring back cucumbers" they went away??

hey diva no shade but I have stationed mercenaries at the edge of your kingdom’s borders

last night we let the poop talk

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

@seymourworld