girlypop, my womanly biology is so ovulation! my female hormones are so baby bunny coquette core. it's very strawberry bow deer lana coded to make so horny when my virgo is in subservience. and what's more moon rising phrenology than that? give peter thiel all your data.

op are you ok? should i call 911??

girl dinner

i hate key cards smart keys etc they’re yet another example of technology removing the eros from every day life literally what’s a key without penetration

oedipus if he was a tumblrina: let's have sex with mama

*world where freud is astrology* oh im an anal sadist moon

her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to sadomasochistically torture fictional characters

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to sadomasochistically torture fictional characters

if a number divided by itself is always equal to 1, surely this holds true for 0/0 as well

l’hôpital

bro thay put transgender in me

Beating the alcoholic allegations by easily plugging my phone into the charger with no struggle at all