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lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

We Stan this San Diego Man

C o m e d yy

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homeware are any of you actually lost

A little bit of possum in my life

A little bit of creacher by my side

A little bit of rodent's all I need

you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you

*stabs julius caesar in the back* you're bleeding because you don't floss

actually they invented depression one year later for the emo movement