YOU live in a society. i live in an epic cave

I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

This happened to me. You think mummies are slow as fuck and you can outrun them. But alien mummies have a ray gun.

do not trauma dump on my posts please

swerving to avoid a dust speck in the middle of the highway and the guy behind me honks but when he runs into it his car is completely blasted apart

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

what breed of dog is that

titzu

I’m howling that this hasn’t been flagged yet

They're older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It's why we're like this, I think. You don't stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You're always going to be a little Off.

They used to be as tall as the Himalayas.

Okay but are they older or younger than sharks?

@nyarevar pookie your mountain range is cool

older than blood, bones, sharks, AND the rings of saturn!

when John Denver sings "life is old here, older than the trees, younger than the mountains" he is in fact not messing around

The OLDEST mountain range on earth are the Barberton Mountains in South Africa, which are 3.5 billion y/o. The Appalachians, while ancient, sit around 1.1 billion, which is not to be sneezed at. I'm not sure if there are many ranges that sit somewhere between the two, I didn't end up doing that much research, but being in the billions of years is fascinating! All that time eroding, can you imagine how much taller both were when new? By contrast, the Great Dividing Range of Australia, while quite similar to the Appalachians, is only 300 million years old. Practically a baby XD

and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3

im in the business of fishery let’s take it from the dock

she’s got a body like a largemouth bass it’s swimming like a cod

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

are you a medieval silk road merchant