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im not doing anything for april fools
neurotypical ass holiday
Normalize being a silly lil prankster on ANY day.
I hope everyone is having a mice day
evil and fucked up experiment
This is what happens every time you evil boop, you sickos
Comparing the rotations of objects in the Solar System. Just look at them lol.✨🪐
To everyone that's confused, the planet Venus rotates very very slowly, with a single revolution taking about 243 Earth days, and Mercury rotates slowly, but not as slow as Venus.
i was like "i wish mercury and venus were still animated tho" and then when i opened it to reblog the image was in starting position with mercury's eyes off to the side and i realized they ARE animated. super slow.
the earth's eyes are drawn in a different place every rotation
I like how the fast ones have such a wide variety of reactions to the speed. Ceres is having fun, Uranus looks kinda ill, Neptune's annoyed, Saturn's surprised, and Jupiter just wants to get off this crazy orbit.

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Sucks that "sleeping together" refers to sex. Sometimes a fella just wants to snooze with a pal.
Reblog if you wanna snooze with a pal
I don’t even care who fucking wins the presidency this year look at this
This makes an INCREDIBLE difference!!!! For fuck sake go vote!!!!
A few years back a Republican won my house district by six vote. Now she’s talking about making it illegal to protest the Gazan genocide. Pay attention to Congress
if any of your circle is telling you voting is useless and it will never get us anywhere is lying to get you not to vote. republicans will always vote. not voting is just pulling your teeth for them. go vote and dont reblog propaganda that makes you feel hopeless
every single time the election season comes around this fucking shit shows up on my feed
you guys know the republicans and democrats work for the same guys right. every election is the "most important election of our lifetimes" snap out of it and realize we need to create alternatives for ourselves
what's "hopeless" is putting our faith in this electoralist merry-go-round where nothing fundamentally changes in service of the working people, but for the rich.
Republicans have publicly stated they intend to create a Christian fascist government. They have openly blocked any bills that the opposition has posted. Intentional spread racism, queerphobia, and dog whistles. They try to protect the people who tried to seize control of the government on Jan 6. They block climate initiatives. Trump appointed judges basically wiped out legal abortion and reproductive protections.
They even turned around and blocked a border bill that was 100 percent everything they wanted and they proposed solely because Trump said to not do it cuz he wanted to use the border as a campaign point.
Trump has basically openly admitted he wants to be a dictator. They have email servers where they have been caught colluding to spread narratives that spread transphobia and have in multiple cases pushed transphobic bills through their local state governments that would basically criminalize being openly queer.
This is your friendly reminder that voting as harm reduction is generally a good thing. If it takes you two hours of your time to vote, and that collective action that you and and a bunch of people that did the same thing as you is what makes the difference between your local representative being someone who supports harmful legislation and someone who isn't as bad, congratulations, you've probably saved over two hours of time you would've otherwise spent going to town hall meetings and sending passive aggressive letters asking your rep to please not support whatever dumb thing it is this time.
Yes, the Democrats are not good. Yes, additional political action--direct action, community building, supporting your local library, etc is important.
But saying that voting is pointless doesn't really achieve anything. It's a defeatist position.
If you currently believe that, ask yourself what you're going to do in the time you would've been voting that will make a more positive change. No really, get out a piece of paper and commit to what you're going to do to make your life better instead of voting.
Is it community building, and reaching more people? Educating people on why we need to de-commodify housing, or establish universal health care? Advocating for radical bodily autonomy?
Consider for a moment, perhaps, that even if you have soured on voting entirely, that perhaps this could be a chance for you to get there early, get your little "I Voted" sticker, and then stand outside with some literature you printed in advance, ready to win over some people who are receptive to it.
Even if you live in a district that's 75% red, if you think you won't be at risk of physical harm, go. Do it.
You'll be able to do a lot of networking with the other 25%. And a fair bit of them likely aren't satisfied with the Democrats either.
If you’ve ever wondered how reposting hurts artists- yesterday I found a post from 2012ish featuring one of my Sherlock/Doctor Who pieces. That post had 17,604 notes. It wasn’t my post. My post of that art had 0 notes.
Apparently I saw the post once when it was at 6k because an artist I admired reblogged it, but at that stage I was very unwell & not experienced enough with Tumblr to realise what effect it might have.
Looking through the notes now I see that in the six years since then-
Several people got the design as a tattoo.
A number liked it enough to want custom designs but didn’t know how to contact me so that’s approximately £300 I didn’t get a chance to earn.
Someone used that art in the front cover of a comic by accident and while the company fixed it after I contacted them that’s exposure that it’s far too late to capitalise on now.
If you like an artwork that you find off tumblr, please, please I am begging you search for the artist’s name and see if they do actually have a Tumblr you could reblogged from instead. If you’re an artist search your username(s) every so often to see if your work has been taken.
A few hundred quid might not seem like a lot, but that’s a few months of income for me
Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.
I'm trying to prove something.
Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.
Tumblr’s Core Prodct Stratgy
Here at Tumblr, we’ve been working hard on trying to keep our sinking ship afloat for as long as possible. This means desperately trying to copy every new fly-by-night social media app that some multi-billionaire sh*t out during their daily Peloton routine. What follows is the strategy we're using to accomplish the goal of user growth. If you find the things we say here worrisome, please understand that is our exact intention. You've outgrown our target demographic. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
The Diagnosis
It's lookin' pretty bad y'all!
After somehow losing hundreds of thousands of users during the great pr0n purge of 2018, we started to wonder if anything could be done to get back to where we were. We even brought in a management consultant who charged us a ridiculous amount of money. It would make you sick if you knew how much, but we got a few nice meals out of it at least. Anyhow, we handed this guy the app, and HE HAD NO IDEA HOW TO USE IT! It was f*cking hilarious! But suddenly it all clicked -- our users are a bunch of stupid idiots who can't even do basic arithmetic. I mean, they spend all day looking at their phones, so what do you expect?
Tumblr’s best feature is its unique content and vibrant communities. But who cares, right? We're just as happy getting traffic from people sh*t-posting memes, vague-booking, giving out-of-context hot takes to news events, and spewing whatever random thought is in their head at the moment. Plus that stuff doesn't p*ss off Apple.
To keep this thing going we need new people. And by "people" we mean teenagers, like we used to have back in the good ol' days. Unfortunately we're all in our 40s now, so we have no idea what they want. But teenagers are so cool! Imagine if they talked to us like we're one of them? We're getting hard just thinking about it.
Our Guidng Principls
To make Tumblr cool again, we must address these huge glaring issues.
People can look at a blog without logging in. How is that fair to all the poor schlubs who had to fill out forms to get an account? Also we haven't figured out a way to force ads onto the personalized pages yet. But we swear that's not the main reason.
People can see content they are looking for or linked to. People can keep up with blogs they follow. But the problem with this is, people don't know what they want. We know what they want! We're smart. We wrote this damn site, remember?
Promote posts that incite pointless conversations. Posts that are guaranteed to bait every troll into responding. Isn't that why all your Magat relatives love Facebook so much? We can do that!
P*ss off your content creators in every way possible (see #2).
Create algorithms that throw an unending barrage of irrelevant content in your face. Have you seen Instagram lately? We could do that so easy!!!
The app is slow. The website is slow. Obviously this is because of GIFs. Facebook and Instagram don't allow them, so why should we?
Conclusion
Our mission changes on a day-to-day basis. Right now we're super jealous of all the attention that new Threads thing is getting. We're still not sure what it is, but we're gonna download it after work.

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the Elongated square gyrobicupola! gotta be one of my favorite genders
I prefer the truncated octahedron
It can even tessellate space, and it's not that hard to make.
Infighting only helps our oppressors.
Infighting only helps our oppressors.
Infighting only helps our oppressors.
Infighting only helps our oppressors.
Infighting only helps our oppressors.
You don't have to understand someone completely to respect them and fight for their right to exist.
One thing i have to add because it's a perspective that seems to be missing here:
I am a straight dude from a moderately conservative European 3rd world country. And i find the infighting in the lgbtq community incredibly stupid, for one simple reason. If any of you lived here, you would certainly be discriminated and shunned by most of society, probably disowned, and maybe, if you're especially unlucky, stabbed.
And to me the idea that ace people or bi people aren't "queer enough" is kinda laughable, since it's so obvious that all those people fight the same fight. And in places where it's partially won, and especially in queer echo chambers(which Tumblr honestly is), it's possible to forget that.
For some reason, the people that tell me "Be the change you want to see in the world" get really, really upset whenever I send them stuff like this after they say that.
I was talking to a friend earlier and she asked me about in what way I mean it when I say I'm a cat and (because I'm the worst) I deadass said "okay so look, Hegel says that" and yknow maybe my brain is starting to actually work again because I'm becoming once again utterly insufferable
Anyway [big breath in]
Hegel said that language has the unique quality that its interiority is as external as its exteriority is internal, and I think this is true - everything described by language correlates to language and language correlates to everything it describes in an inseparable fashion. This begs the question of what is precluded from language, which in turn, as my friend pointed out, explains the prevalence of the word "vibe" in popular culture at the moment. People are fucking sick of talking, they're sick of describing things, they want to be understood implicitly, and I think that for as long as people have been using language one really important place people have looked for understanding beyond the world of words is in the interiority of animals. Straight people call it being a cat person or a dog person, but I think it's pretty obvious that furries and petplayers are driving at something similar phenomenologically - when they look at their furry friend they see something happening inside them which is essentially similar to the shape of their own mind, thoughts and experiences. I implicitly feel a need to describe it with as few words as possible because it isn't mean to be in words in the first place. I want to just say I'm a cat shaped girl shaped cat and have that be all, because actually being able to describe it in words is a vanishing point that I can never reach because I'm trying to describe the definitionally indescribable. When I look at a cat I think "wow, me" and I feel more connected to the actual real world than anything in the world of words has ever made me feel.
The use of language has pulled us both away from and simultaneously into something deeply human because we try to use words to articulate the experience of the world around us, including the immanent world of spirits through which we really emotionally connect to the world. We're all trying to pretend we've transcended spirituality, superstition, religious beliefs and animism, and all the while the human species is going through the biggest (and getting bigger always, ever deepening) epidemic of depression in the history of our existence because the only transcendant things we have to imagine are like, The Economy or some other soulless self-denying spiritual concept which pretends not to be superstitious for the benefit of profit and the self-belief in rationality of those making the profits. I'm not saying RETVRN, incidentally, there is no backwards, I'm saying that we have to embrace belief in things that we know are abstract, irrational and beyond language because if we don't it's not that we won't have anything to nourish us spiritually, it's worse: we remain spiritually attached to the most inhuman and evil spirits ever conceived.
Which is why I want to assert my belief in the abstract and spiritual consciously and deliberately. Three of the spiritual things I believe in are: the revolution; love will be there in the end; there is a kitten in my soul. The more words I try to use to describe this the closer and further I feel myself getting from the real understanding, because the way people relate to animals is neither internal nor external to language, it's a false dichotomy created by language that needs the illusion that we are not animals in order to make sense at all
Hope this helps
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So back in the middle ages, many magicians felt that the world was primarily ruled astrologically. The planets, the moon and the sun, and signs of the zodiac, were all a sort of heavenly language that God used to administer the world.
The evidence for this was the similarities of things. The sign of cancer looked like a crab, therefore it ruled over crabs, and all things like crabs. So the sign of cancer was connected in some way to any thing reclusive, hard-shelled, furtive, and self-reliant. This idea, that the star signs and planets are connected to qualities on earth, is known as "The Doctrine of Signatures."
This extends to the body! Check out this image from De Occulta Philosophia, in which Agrippa shows which star signs rule over which elements of the body.
(yes that diagram on the left is what horoscope charts used to look like.)
This diagram is from the 1500s. Take note of the planetary associations on the left here. The core of the body is associated with the sun, but the genitals, the genitals are lunar. (Because they ebb and flow like the tides as they get excited.)
Humorously, but also as significant magical commentary, Alieststair Crowley would extend this conception of the Magical Solar Internal Core of the body to the idea that the butthole was therefore also solar in nature. This was both simply a logical extension of Agrippas magical theories, and a clever jab at traditional religious institutions. (The Christian god is often considered astrally solar in nature.)
He combined this with alchemical doctrine --in which the uniting of the sun and moon is popular imagery-- and came to the conclusion that penis-in-butthole sex was one of the most magically potent things a person could do.

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Plenty of highly intelligent people end up getting sucked in to cults because they just wanted people to hang out with. There are antivaxxer nurses. Your ability to act on empirical reason breaks down fast if your social and emotional needs aren't being met.
Like, I reject this idea that people end up becoming tradwives or antivaxxers or cult members because they were dumb. These groups prey on people by filling the social and emotional needs of vulnerable people. They look for people who need help, and give it to them on predatory conditions.
Fucking around with astrology does not introduce some sort of idealogical poison to your brain. That is ridiculous. Some people turn to astrology because they want a sense of agency in an increasingly atomized world. Some people get into astrology because the night sky is pretty. People /believe/ in astrology because they have some underlying desire to believe in astrology.
High control groups will trawl astrology communities looking for the despondent directionless mfers with few community ties. This trick works even better on college campuses, which are full of despondent directionless mfers with few community ties.
I am frustrated with this idea that participating in ostensibly silly things somehow lowers your psychic defense stat, as if it's a video game. That's now how indoctrination works. You are mistaking a correlation for a causation.
Can fandom/fanfic (both as a literal thing and also as a way of understanding media as having a "canon" separate from other content) exist in a world post-IP law abolishment?
i don't think so and good riddance!
and to be clear when i say 'good riddance' i don't mean in the like 'oh fanfiction is CRINGE and BAD and it shoudlnt exist way' i mean it in the "the legally elevated position of the IP holder and the resulting quasimystical degress of 'realness' ascribed to different pieces of fiction about the same characters is mostly a straightforward negative for creativity and art and how people think about it". the absolute worst most poorly written destiel omegaverse fic you can imagine would merely be, in the absence of IP law, 'another story about cas and destiel and that other guy i thikn its misha collins' instead of 'fanfiction'. & the world would be better for it
If you think that fanfiction, in general, is worse than published books, you have not seen the dark depths of published works out there; go read The Celestine Prophecy if you don't believe me. You can pick a random fic on AO3 of about the same length after the fact and I can almost guarantee it'll probably be better constructed.
Also, writing tip: If you feel bad about your writing, go read The Celestine Prophecy. You might not ever crank out a Cloud Atlas or anything, but I believe that you, random Tumblr reader (or cropped Tumblr screenshot enjoyer) can do better than James Redfield did