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@idkijustlovecoldplay

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If you lose interest in someone, tell them.Β
If youβre not looking for a relationship, tell the person youβre seeing.
If youβre thinking of ghosting someone, tell them.
If you canβt handle meeting up with someone after all, tell them.
If youβre terrible at responding to messages, tell people.
If you prefer talking in person to texting, tell people.Β
If youβre seeing several people at the same time, tell them.
If youβre looking for sex rather than dating, tell the person youβre seeing.
It is not difficult to be a decent and honest, open, communicative human being. Respect those whom you interact with and have relationships with by telling the truth instead of leading them on or being deceitful.
This guy got banned twice for some of this shit and came back and immediately did it again. hero
RIP. They finally took his blue check away lmfao
In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal πΈ despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.
This is funnier than anything I have ever said.
casting italian spells rn
pasta primavera

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Harry Styles writing songs :
Im sad
Im horny
Im sad and horny
Youβre literally so beautiful and wonderful and amazing i love how you taste youre too good for me I love you so much
??? no idea whats the true meaning of this but its probably either gay or pretentious af figure it out yourself luvΒ
Did i mention that im sad
What the fuck does this even mean
Louis Tomlinson writing songs :
Im sad but hopeful that i wont be sad for long
I know times are hard but dont lose hope and keep going you can make it through this i promise youΒ
Im so british
Im sorry for hurting you but u hurt me too n we REALLY need to improve our communication skills
Are my songs about a boy or a girl?? youβll never know since i dont use pronouns ever hehe <3
Did i mention that im british
Niall horan writing songs:Β
I miss you why did u leave me i still love you please come back
I dont need you im gonna sleep with other women to prove how much i dont need you
Welp that didnt work i still love you and miss you
Seriously bby pls come back iβll let you break my heart againΒ
Im sad and horny too lolΒ
Zayn Malik writing songs :
Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people
Nvm i need to be loved do you wanna spend the rest of your life with me ?
Im sad but im used to it at this point
Ik ur cheating on me girlΒ
Im horny
This can be interpreted as being about louis if you look hard enough
Liam Payne writing songs :
Im so sad its lowkey concerning
Im so horny its lowkey concerning
Lets paaaartyyyΒ
You look so good naked girl <3
Am i okay? i guess not
Seriously what happened to my writing skills after 1d
βhow long have you been on tumblrβ
there was once, like, a whole weekend where users on this website legitimately thought that you could defy the laws of equivalency and make infinite chocolate by cutting your chocolate bar a certain way.
There was once a time where info spread about a rare disorder where your eyes were purple
tame the impala. cage the elephant. we are abusing these animals and it's going too far. #veganthoughts
LITERALLY no one is talking about this...
for what its worth the goats are doing just fine in their native mountain habitat
these people are WIVES to CRANES is that even legal
econ majors like girl help GameStop is in retrograde

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right now at this very moment they are making a new white boy in the minecraft youtuber factory
We could all use a supportive luigi
Do you have any idea how *draining* it is to be so aggressively turned on by Niall Horanβs existence?
It is actually alarming how attractive Niall Horan is.
the most unrealistic thing in high school musical is that the theatre department gets any funding at all

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yall ever miss your own energy?? like damn wtf happened to me??
watching this while fully knowing she lives in CHICAGO made me want to cry
broke: thotties never get cold
woke: winter is a concept!