Lay your weary memes

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

"I am the Sword of God" is like easily top 10 things to declare immediately before doing something really stupid that will probably injure you

Hey dude. Couldn't help but notice that the peaceful backing music cut out when you fixed me with a glare uncharacteristic of the traits we've seen you display so far. What was that all about.

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

let me be pervertly clear

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

i think they're called catholics

sometimes i will see a piece of art depicting a dark and stormy night and i will see a post that's like "if you look closely, you can see it is a dark and stormy night, consequently the tone we should read is that of a dark and stormy mood....very clever!" and everyone will be like :0! i didn't think about it that way! and i have to physically restrain myself from being a huge cunt online for no reasons about something that literally does not matter even a little bit. but it weights on me

i ❤️ faceless character designs like yesss keep the mask on… Obscurity is so hot

“what if you could see their face” well i neither want nor need any of that. i’m right where i want to be

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend