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can we normalize bullying men who don't wash their hands pleeeasseee

like to their faces. go up to a man who you know hasn’t washed his hands today and say to him “hi mr pisshands. how are you doing mr pisshands”

The above is doubly true if the content of the email is something that will be important to the person receiving - especially something that affects them negatively. They see that this thing that affected them so much didn't matter enough to you to write it yourself. I was a bystander to such a thing not long ago and it was just awful.

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

i hope this email never finds you. i hope you are with the oul

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

educating yourself on dog whistles of all kinds will have you feeling insane in settings where nobody questions anything they're parroting

Being in your early twenties is like I am all of the good and bad parts of my mother at once

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

youre not nothingburger in fact you are everything bagel

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

in a way i am my own dead wife

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

youre supposed to not be like this by my age but whatever