Fandom Abounds

horses can now slowly fly into the sky then plummet to the earth and shatter their legs

added more clothes you can only buy with gold

if you try to use the Online Map in the Collector’s role you now die instantly, in real life

made animal spawns more consistent

a bald man can now spawn on top of you and haunt your every waking moment. he is impervious to damage, will corrupt your file, and is standing behind you in real life right now

added new hunting challenges for the Naturalist role

gave Cripps the ability to crip walk

everything is now Free Aim all the time whether you like it or not

made game crashes more consistent so you can lose more Moonshine and Trader hauls

the townspeople in all homesteads have Raptured and you sinners are left behind in Rdr2 online

your camp dog now has a 4% chance to spawn on a human frame and is a monstrosity

fixed glitch where Bar Almonds were sometimes unable to be interacted with

we are hloding Jean Ropke hostage and every player must buy 20 Gold Bars or we will extrajudiciallly execute Jean

added different sizes for Big Game; you can now store more than one Alligator pelt on your horse

guns have a 60% chance to discharge a white flag that says “BANG!” on it rather than a bullet

aveline:

isabela:

sebastian:

varric:

fenris:

anders:

merrill:

dog:

hawke:

(alternative) hawke:

CONFESSION:

>Da4 comes out

>I reach the end of the game, fighting, losing people, making hard decisions

>And here I stay before the Dread Wolf

>A voice tells me:

>You can choose: Control Solas, Destroy Solas or Synthesize with Solas

us: hmm. interesting. what about that tall pointy dinosaur looking one w the sharp teeth and claws

bioware:

John

Whyʸʸ hel-lo

Reginald

Mow

John