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THEY’RE SO CUTE AND GOOD AND SMART AND HAVE JOB

You can sponsor a rat and you will get adorable personalized emails telling you how well “your” rat is doing! I did this for my sister a few years ago and she’s still getting emails about Martok the HeroRat’s mine-clearing successes and called it the best gift ever.

SPONSOR  A  RAT

Here is the page for a pop rat sponsorship!

Some things are too important to go to bed without knowing

I was so totally not aware that people didn’t know that being sorted into Houses was a real thing in UK schools. It’s not something made up just for the Harry Potter world, it’s a real schooling system, I was in the St George House at my school and everyone had the same attitude to Prefects as everyone in the HP world did to Percy Weasley I can assure you.

how do you get the hat to talk

i’m torn between my feelings about OP’s statement, and my feelings about your school’s officially sponsored raunchy furry artwork

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

This is the polar opposite to “there isnt a single encouraging word on that screen”

I AM VIBRATING, Once again mr. del toro has manged to pick out exact combinations of my obscure interests to make me fucking go feral with excitement, I don’t know how Guillermo keeps making movies that appeal to obscure and oddly specific niche interests but i am grateful that he is apparently also into those same things

And they’re partnering with the Trevor Project on their upcoming tour!

me: oh this? *waves a giant stick around* this is my “protecting bi women who used to id as lesbians” stick

me: oh, this?? *waves a giant stick around* this is my “protecting lesbians who used to id as bi women” stick

you know when the hero dies and they try to resurrect him but he comes back slightly wrong and unhinged and without morals? vine vs tiktok

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