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“who ARE you” 

this is some horror movie shit

Shows up uninvited in people’s houses Can’t turn into a bat

ok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually

he reclaimed them

Drunk horse on a night out

THIS IS A CAT PLAYING IN FALL LEAVES THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

I’m sorry???? Excuse me sir???? You have hands and are a bird please explain

this post just gets worse and worse

“Call the cops like I give a fuck”

i LOVE the cryptid energy this gives off

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack

honestly when aliens arrive we should start having sex with them as soon as possible. so when they decide to take over a lot of them already have emotional connections/physical offspring and will form a sizeable resistance. not me, i don’t want to, but i know a lot of you would be into that, and i’m telling you it’s okay, you’re actually the last hope for our species.

thank you op this means a lot