Fascinating how what's considered feminine and what's considered masculine can change over time. The rebranding of being a horse girl into being a stereotypical feminine girly trait needs to be studied.
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Fascinating how what's considered feminine and what's considered masculine can change over time. The rebranding of being a horse girl into being a stereotypical feminine girly trait needs to be studied.

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"It's okay not to have any women in in stories because society was patriarchal 'back then'" Because obviously women didn't do interesting things until men "let them." (sarcastic)
A lot of times, when you actually read historical literature there are women!
Be a little curious about the world you are building/drawing from. Unless you have a naked madman alone in the woods (lawks!) there are women in that world
Just so we’re clear, movies that are only 15 years old do not need a remake. And movies that are only 10 years old definitely don’t need a remake
And most movies never need a remake!
I may regret asking this of the medieval scholar, as it is one of my favourite examples of how a dedication to *versimilitude* over 'realism' can take you to wonderful places, but... thoughts on A Knight's Tale (2001)?
Oh no, you won't regret it. I unironically adore this movie and should in fact rewatch it. More medieval films should be like it; as you say, it's not trying in any sense of the word to evoke a painstaking (and inaccurate anyway) aura of Gritty Grey Medieval Realism. It actually has COLOR (zomgz) and jokes and Paul Bettany as Chaucer, who is of course the best. It evokes the sporting-event-spectacle of a tournament with "We Are The Champions"; none of Shannyn Sossamon's costumes make any sense; Heath Ledger is at his rumpled blond peasant-boy peak; Rufus Sewell both smolders and slimes; it is in general an absolutely perfect piece of medieval media. 10/10.
People will really say "this issue has nothing to do with politics"
And the issue is what the city government is planning on doing with the city parks

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the near universal absence of hose in late medieval inspired visual media is so evil not for historical accuracy reasons or anything but bc I think they're hot & I'm offended by the implication that they're too weird or unattractive to include. fake men's legs enjoyers everywhere. I bet they wouldn't even appreciate the eroticism of a little flash of braies where the thigh meets the body if they got it. sad!
Scenes that would be more interesting in stories than a generic "people were dumb in the past/ not like other girls" tightlacing scene:
-depending on time period, loosening laces or taking out the busk from the bodice after a big meal
-also, taking out the busk to slap someone
-loosening/tightening laces as part of normal weight fluctuations
-A Cinderella story character dresses herself perfectly well in her regular clothing, but is super uncomfortable being dressed by servants and with her new corset that hasn't molded to her body yet
-older character still dresses in the fashion of her youth, and thus wears different support garments than younger characters. And inevitably they view each other's styles as barbaric
-character taking off corset at the end of a long day, tossing it gently aside, and sighing as she slips on her dressing gown
-I feel like there's worlds of possibilities with queer characters like in Gentleman Jack. Like the blending of corset as support garment and more masculine clothing can be really cool
- costume parties and masquerades existed in the past! Could be an interesting way to show different styles. "can you believe they used to wear short stays? I feel so underdressed!" or vice versa.
-Fatter characters having better luck with certain styles of corsets in certain periods, and characters padding out their clothing. (This one more makes the point that it's weird that body types go in and out of style now, when in the past it was totally normal to use padding to achieve the fashionable silhouette)
-Women using fashion as a tool, like hoop skirts taking up space on purpose, and a way to visually create a tiny waist when that was the beauty standard
-A proto-environmentalist or early labor rights activist choosing steel boning over baleen and hating the inflexibility. Could include a subtle nod to underwire stabbing
-Maternity corsetry and anything with pregnant women being humans.
-anything showing seamstresses, weavers, etc. as part of dress and corset making. A start to finish of all the labor that goes into creating clothing would be cool, and emphasize that our wealthy/upper middle class mc isn't working because of her status, not bc all women were barred from work
-if the tightlacing is load bearing to the story, intentionally showing that it is a special events thing or a certain character trait can make it stand out.
-can we make stabbing with hatpins a common scene when period appropriate?
"Corsets are oppresive" is a trope that came from sexist commentary from men angry that (female) dressmakers had successful businesses. The idea that half-ish of the human population wore corsets/bodies/stays throughout huge swaths of human history fainting all over the place because they were too vain and/or stupid to loosen their laces is sexist. It's sexist to erase the work of female textile workers.
Most people through history were working class, including women, and did manual labor in the bust support garment of the time. I'm not saying that corsets are comfy-- containing boobs is not comfy, but also not everyone can freeboob. What I am saying is that that scene where some already skinny woman is being tightlaced into a full-length corset, usually on her bare skin, regardless of time or place is the costume equivalent of "everyone in the past speaks with an English accent." But people generally understand that the accent is Hollywood but believe the tightlacing under waist-less regency dresses. Ending corset slander in media would actually make actors more comfy than the current standard. because why tf are are you shoving skinny actors into mass-produced poly blend modern corsets and lacing them as tightly as possible when that's not what our ancestors did?
I long for large costume budgets that get properly fitting, colorful clothing for their actors. I long for stories where characters complain about their clothing in a human way, not the camera condescendingly ogling the stupidity and horrors of being a woman in the past
Part of the reason academic texts have such long sentences is because there will always be one reviewer who panics if you put a citation at the end of two sentences and will act like you are plagerizing
I feel very lucky that some of my formative medievalist fantasy novels had an occasional black character so didn't grow up to be triggered by the existence of melanin in fiction

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There's something really eerie about the rise of Gen AI and return of heroin chic happening concurrently. I am struggling to articulate it, but just seems extra dystopic when companies are consuming tons of water, polluting like crazy, raking in profits while able to generate "the girl of your dreams" or whatever and actual human women are shrinking at the same time. Like companies can take up all the space in the world, literally, but women are supposed to come as close to disappearing as possible to make space for it. Like healthy female bodies are out of style but overconsuming and building your own reality is
You all were not joking about the reading comprehension on tumblr. Like I saw it but this is the first time it's happened on one of my posts
like many people have said this better than me but no it IS odd that we've come to think of potatoes as so quintessentially european that their presence in historical fantasy where they're anachronistic doesn't jar. and yes people are trying to have the trappings of post-colonial europe without engaging w the icky colonialism part and yes people are neglecting to imagine what a european cuisine without potatoes would be like.
im fully in favour of 'let people have fun w their fantasy world' but is considering how the potatoes got there in the absence of colonialism not a fun exercise? maybe every year the dragon riders go on a great transatlantic potato pilgrimage
perhaps a good way to sum up the issue here is:
if you put potatoes in your medieval european style fantasy world people will by and large not find it jarring and accept it as a normal fantasy trope
if you put, say, black people in your medieval european style fantasy world a whole demographic of people will get very angry and accuse you of breaking their immersion
this is in spite of the fact that black people were a lot more common in medieval europe than potatoes.
Heath Ledger in promo for A Knight’s Tale (2001)
"I want my media to be historically accurate"
Cool, so you want natural fiber costumes with no/nuanced corset slander, people wearing colors, historical hairstyles, people wearing hats or headcoverings and long sleeves outside during the day, no potatoes or pumpkins in pre-columbian Europe, actors with textured skin and wrinkles, minimal makeup, consulting HEMA groups and weapons scholars for all the weapons and fight scenes, a good soundtrack that includes traditional instruments?
Oh, you mean you want 100% white people. Even in crowd scenes in port cities. There's a different word for that.
I mean yes, except the soundtrack, because the soundtrack is usually non-diegetic and while a couple period accurate tracks are nice, like having the Chumbawamba version of The Cutty Wren in a Robin Hood movie would absolutely be a dream come true for me, and yes of course the Emma 2020 soundtrack is an absolute legend... Anyway, my point is, Promentory is just as much of an anachronistic track as a pop song would be and I wish people stopped being fucking cowards when it comes to needle drops in period drama. Now, yes, classical soundtrack music is nice, yes, period accurate music is nice also, and of course you cannot make a soundtrack entirely out of needle drops, even Shrek didn't manage that, but like. A well-placed pop or rock song in a period drama would be still everything for me. Ahem.
Also: overly diverse casting is an inaccuracy, yes, but I guess my counterpoint is that it's the kind of inaccuracy that bothers me the least? Like, if the rest of the movie or TV show is inaccurate, then there are usually bigger issues to talk about, and if the work is relatively accurate except for some improbable black people, well you just got served a relatively accurate period drama, what are you complaining about girl, you know how rare that shit is nowadays??? The only exception I make are real historical figures in period drama that at least gesture at saying something about the real person - basically, the Bridgerton queen Charlotte gets a pass, because Bridgerton, that stupid 2021 Anne Boleyn miniseries doesn't, although even then it has much more WTF moments, like the fucking wannabe edgy yuri bait. Neither, for that matter, do the white Severans in Gladiator 2, lest we forget that was a thing - like, Ridley Scott literally did whitewashing of historical figures in the year of our lord 2024 and the only reason he got away with it was that the general public still kinda assumes the Romans were "white".
#I also agree about the soundtrack thing#not least because modern audiences really don’t have any idea what accurate music sounds like#whatever that tweet was about ‘this is the most butch a woman can be before Twitter loses its mind’ and she was a very femme woman?#the closest to accurate music the average modern viewer can handle is bardcore let’s be sooo real
Okay, so a couple of things I want to address here:
1) The point of this post was that people use "historical inaccuracy" as a cover for their racism. To them, actual misconceptions in period dramas (like women being so dumb and passive they let their undies kill them) are a-okay, but an African getting on a boat to go across the Mediterranean is "inaccurate"
2) I am not advocating for 100% historical accuracy, in the music or anything else. That is impossible. I was pointing out that the racist "historical inaccuracy" people will never advocate for actual historical accuracies
3) What I said was "a good soundtrack that includes traditional instruments." Not "give me 100% purist medieval music or give me death." "Including traditional instruments" means like, incorporating a hurdy gurdy or lute or folk songs within the soundtrack to make the world of the story more real and rooted. Also a bardcore/OST combo like Shrek in the right story sounds fun!
4) This is based on more than just the response, but: we are in a time where white only cities are being built in the US. My city remains de facto segregated in 2026, letting policy slowly cripple and kill black people. These are US issues, but racism and colorism are not just relegated to the US. Stories don't live in a vacuum; our rhetoric around them helps structure how people think. And people are already prone to thinking an absurdly small number of black people in any given irl space is "taking over." With this context, it gets into really racist territory really quickly when we try to evaluate every black character as "probable" or "improbable" and demand an explanation for every single one. Who gets to make the determination about what ratio is acceptable? Is the ratio just 1 Morgan Freeman? Or is even that too much now? And why is it always black characters who have to be justified? Why are the "correct" sources always popular misconceptions of history and not medieval lit or primary sources or anthropology studies or accessible historical research books like Black Tudors? Why does everyone understand that the Roman empire went into Africa but never consider that boats also went the other way? These aren't questions to be answered necessarily, but things I wish everyone was thinking about and unpacking.

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okay, i’m curious. let’s play a game. reblog this post and put in the tags the name of a fictional Indigenous character.
No headcanons, no ‘coding’, only CANONICALLY Indigenous characters. You have unlimited time. Go.
if another FUCKING person mentions the fucking werewolves from twilight I'm going to burn this whole site down and take you all with me
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