I am The Huntress

Adulthood is literally just a cycle of spending every waking minute wishing you could go to bed until it’s actually time for bed and then it becomes the absolute LAST thing you want to do because going to bed is the thing that makes tomorrow happen and then you have to do it all over again

too much me

This had better character development than most movies I’ve seen lately

A moment of peace

the water is so clear….. he’s flying

Turtles are amazing

tag yourself I’m “Josh mom”

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

im here for this analysis

last night i went to cvs to buy lube, i was walking around looking for it and this lady came up to me and was like “can i help you find something?” and i’m like “lube” and she was like “no we don’t sell car stuff here” so i was like ummmmmm and she like “oh for like um” and she started to make this jerking off motion and i was just like yes

my life is like Chopped except it’s God up there going “here’s a set of 4 mystery ingredients: some form of illness, zero disposable income, an ambiguous sense of self, 4 day old pasta….. you have 30 minutes to come up with some sort of life, with quality. ice cream machine broke”

“i’m gonna get what i want” what an entitled asshole

the fact that I knew what the above person was talking about is what scares me the most

@jlealsays

All cats the same

No its not its a hatching dragons egg, no one is gonna convince me otherwise.

HOLY SHIT

This is what the Exotic Weapon Proficiency feat looks like in real life.