Plagued By Fixations

And I just thought of a funny idea.

What if either Akechi isn't aware that he's gay, or knows but doesn't want to admit it. But everyone else can sense that shit from a mile away, "yeah, no you're definitely gay".

Even Shido and his fellow business men know!

Shido says something to Akechi, like insinuates to use his sexual preference as an advantage to get closer with the Phantom Thief leader.

At first it takes Akechi a second, but once it clicks he politely tries to deny it: "Sir, I.... I'm not gay."

Some of Shido's associates are standing next to Shido during this conversation. There's a long awkward pause.....

Then they just start openly laughing at him.

https://www.tumblr.com/icespur/790450973621583872/warning-kinkfetish-talk-specifically?source=share

and surprisingly got some likes and at least one person asking if I'm still into the ideas, but despite my reply welcoming contact they didn't reach back out.

Which, I get it, I do. Which is why I said you can direct message me.

Please don't be a stranger, I need some humans to talk about these too, don't be afraid to DM me on Tumblr or friend me on discord "runhyperfixation". Upon me accepting your request please let me know you came from here. Or I might think your a bot or a scammer.

May 8th 1991

Taurus Sun ☀️

Pisces Moon 🌙

Aries Mercury 🧠

Gemini or Cancer Venus 💖

Cancer Mars ☄️

*The Phantom Thieves reaction to being told they're the chosen one* 

Morgana: I will not let you down. 

Haru: Sounds fun. 

Yusuke: K. 

Futaba: No, I'm fucking not. 

Ryuji: Do I have to be? 

Akiren: Please god, I am so tired.

Image Version:

Original: Akechi: I’d kill someone if you asked me to. Akiren: I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to.

Dialogue Generator Version:

Akiren: How’s practice going?

Sumire: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.

Akechi: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.

Akiren: …You shouldn’t be condoning this.

Akechi: Don’t tell me how to live my life.

P5 Dialogue Generator Version:

Text:

Morgana: This is a very powerful artifact. We’d be messing with forces we don’t fully understand. Akiren: That sounds like a dare to me. Morgana: Oh my god.

Dialogue Generator Version:

Loki in Persona 5 looks pretty intimidating, which makes this idea even better! That trope of the scary looking guy actually being a big softy. You would think it would be Robin Hood that would be crazy over kids, but no, it's Loki.

So poor Akechi has to deal with Loki chiming in his head everytime a child comes into his line of sight: *A BABY, LOOKATTHELITTLEHUMANIWANTITITSMINENOW."

Like that one famous Tiktok audio:

"Oh my god, I wanna take him home!!"

"We can put him in the tru---"

"We can put him in the trunk! Look at him!!"

If it were up to Loki he'd make Akechi adopt so many kids.

And poor Robin is the strawman, or well, tries to be, "Loki, we can't just take children."

"Our meatpuppet is a celebrity, he can afford a kid!"

"I'm pretty sure money isn't the issue, that child isn't even an orphan, look, his mother is right there."

Just for the hell of it, something happens that turns Akiren into a toddler, and now both Loki and Akechi are baby crazy (Akechi is more subdued about it, but internally he's going: "Shit, he's actually really cute, I wanna crush his stupid pudgy face like a watermelon." )

Loki: "Ours, that's ours now, we're taking him home, meat puppet--"

Akechi: "Will you please stop calling me that?"

Loki: "Silence! We can smuggle him under our coat, he'll fit easily."

Robin Hood: 🤦 "Loki, no."

Baby Akiren waddles up to Akechi, and tries to say his name, "Go-go" (Goro)

Externally, Akechi is fighting for his life to seem unphased and cool: "Uh, yeah, good job."

Internally: ascending from cuteness overload

Another popular tiktok audio that fits, John Cena: