satellites

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

“i thought i’d weird you out” you weirded me in, twin

no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.

don’t be ashamed of your emotions. you are meant to feel.

Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer

That’s literally gathering not hunting or did your dumpy ass kill the burger yourself

I killed the dasher

Okay W

and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that

*emerges from headphones covered in blood* the album's really good you should listen

girl you've been running through my mind all day

One interesting quirk I've noticed in contemporary Anglo popular culture is that direct sexual violence is complete unacceptable for even the grittiest of anti-heroes, but inflicting it indirectly is a different matter. Like no recent action hero, even the most morally gray protagonist of the most grimdark story, is gonna personally rape even the most evil or "degenerate" bad guys if they're meant to retain any audience sympathy. But arranging for the bad guy to get raped (most commonly just threatening to do so, but sometimes it actually happens) is fine; it might not be the most good or heroic thing but it's an ultimately acceptable way to get your hands dirty in the quest for justice. I haven't figured the exact meanings or implications of this (if I had to guess it reflects ideas of sexual violence being a product of individual degeneracy; so if you're not personally committing it then you don't carry the moral weight of being a degenerate yourself), but it's certainly demonstrates how the cultural mainstream holds a truly terrible conceptualisation of sexual violence

My first thought would be the "don't drop the soap" joke when someone's being arrested. The point of that is to portray cops as being above sexual violence and the people in prison as violent, deserving subhumans raping everybody. Every western action hero is basically a cop.

so it turns out that time actually does go by faster as you get older. just like how adults told me it would when i was younger. pisses me off

do you think in another universe i am not such a difficult thing to love? to want to spend your time with? to look at me and think " i want to be with you forever " ?