How Do I Gender?

if you snap your fingers at service staff they should be legally allowed to tear you limb from limb like a wild beast

you mean to tell me an hour is just six 10 minute intervals. We are fucked beyond belief

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

Me: Wow I had so many panic attacks last night and I don't feel rested at all. In fact I feel as though nothing good will ever happen to me again. Floating Purple Seahorse That Appears To Me When I Haven't Slept In Multiple Days: you didn't take your meds yesterday because your phone was dead when your alarm would have gone off Me: Oh shit you're right. Thank you, Floating Purple Seahorse. FPSTATMWIHSIMD: also everyone you care about will die someday Me: Could have done without that reminder FPSTATMWIHSIMD: you don't own me

Me: Why do I feel like I want to be fed to a woodchipper FPSTATMWIHSIMD: you haven't had a meal in 23 hours Me: Damn, that's true. Thanks, FPSTATMWIHSIMD: your bones are wet Me: come on man

help they're tagging me as #harry du bois again

I adore this so much

i love how jigsaw just fucking hates depressed people

hello john. i have noticed that you're depressed. that's fucking stupid. you will notice that your penis is in a mousetrap.

Does anyone know when it gets easier

Going back to sleep is so powerful im a huge fan of going back to sleep

my parents trying to figure out what to get me for christmas