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get fucked this is amazing
Who wants to help me burn the entire UPS to the fucking ground in a blaze of unrestrained violent glory
Day one. Arrive home to a UPS notice on the ground, face-down in the flower bed. "Sorry we missed you!". My first name is scrawled across the top. Half of today's date is in the "delivered to" section. Location name? "Pay cod en line".
Day two. Arrive home to a new UPS notice. My first name is, again, scribbled across the top outside of any box. It is spelled wrong and smeared in a way that, from a distance, looks like it says "Vagina". This time, it is in what appears to be bright purple gel pen. In a box below, "this was our final attempt"
Google UPS offices near me. The closest one us 2 hours by bus, 1 hour by car. One way.
Attempt to phone the number circles in pencil on my invoice. It is closed. Also in a different time zone.
Attempt to pay bill online. It prompts me to create an account. I do so.
To pay my bill, I must fill in my information from my invoice. This goes well, until it asks me for my "optional 4-digit control number".
The control number is said to be optional. I proceed without it and click "next".
Error: please enter 4-digit control number.
Maybe I read the invoice wrong. I read it again. Three times.
No.
There are no 4-digit numbers.
There are no mixed number-and-letter sequences in multiples of 4.
I check the other papers.
Bar code has the same 4-digit sequences on both.
Enter that.
Error: the information you have entered is incorrect.
Check website for how to read their invoices, because obviously I'm missing something obvious. No. There are no answers.
Google "UPS invoice". Only result for a UPS invoice that looks anything remotely like mine is from a registered complaint listed 4 years ago, photo taken on a cell phone and posted to reddit.
Read that invoice.
There is no 4-digit control number.
Punch desk.
Return to UPS online. Find an option for paying my bill that does not ask me for a 4-difit anything.
Error: the information you have entered is incorrect.
Check for typos.
No typos.
Information is exactly as I entered it the first time, when everything was accurate.
Punch desk.
Second Google dive. No new information. Dead ends everywhere.
Read invoice again.
Nothing.
Attempt to enter information online again.
Window has timed-out. Have to start over.
Error: information is incorrect.
Sent back to page 1.
Start again.
Error.
Automatic page refresh.
Back to page 1.
Start again.
Error.
Automatic page refresh.
Punch desk again.
Punch desk again.
Punch desk again.
Hand hurts.
Enter information.
Pop-up.
"Would you like to rate your experience with us today? How did you find your billing experience?"
0/5. 'Extremely difficult'.
"Tell us how we can improve our service!"
Stare blankly at screen.
"I have been punching my desk for thirty minutes. I dont know what to say. My fear of being a shitty customer has been outstripped by my despair. This has broken me as a man."
Check clock.
It has been two hours.
I have spent two hours trying desperately to give someone my money.
I don't even know where my package is.
I can't even talk to a person about it for another nine hours.
Sit on the floor.
Remember groceries.
Frozen pierogi fucking thawed in my fucking backpack
My fucking pierogi
Soothe bruised knuckles with wet bag of pierog
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As many as 340,000 workers at the the shipping giant could walk out when their current union contract ends in six weeks.
Hey Op, guess what
GOOD
keep seeing Temu ads on here so just to share cause idk if people are widely aware
your icon punches you in the face do you survive

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I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr
11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME
ok
update: we are dating
update: we are married
update: we knocked up
This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!
Update: had a baby together
Update: he’s 1 year old today
Update: he’s 2 today
Update: baby number two, electric boogaloo
“Social battery used up, I’m off to a world inside my own head”
“So if little girls experience their menstrual cycle in 5th grade or 4th grade, will that prohibit conversations from them since they are in the grade lower than sixth grade?” asked state Rep. Ashley Gantt, a Democrat who taught in public schools and noted that girls as young as 10 can begin having periods.
“It would,” McClain responded.
Unbelievable. Link to article.
The first ever suicide prevention hotline was created in 1935 bevause a man conducted a funeral for a 14 year old girl who ended her life because she got her period. She didn't know what it was and assumed it was a STD. Learning about periods and sexual health is life saving. Republicans are unapologetically just evil.
Trans Rights, Trans Wrongs Sticker
Available as some other items too, I have to adjust some!

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Hi! I’d like to clarify something about the accreditation of this comic.
It’s by Matthew Inman, and you can find the original comic at his blog, “The Oatmeal”, and I’m posting it below as well.
Reblog if you want to flatten Christian values with the gayroller 2000
lady who picked up her laptop a minute ago gave me a little origami crow that was like a billion milligrams of dopamine directly into my brain
And, now a word from the Washington State DNR.
[Image description: a tweet from Washington State Department of Natural Resources (@waDNR):
If you encounter a cougar on the trail, we strongly recommend the opposite of pspspsps.
Image: a cougar on the trail
/end ID]
you see whenever i dont understand someone's sexuality or gender or pronouns or whatever i go "ohwell this has nothing to do w me!" and move on w my day
thanks he’s perfect to me

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#my brain deciding what information to retain
After dreading scorn and ridicule for weeks I just now came out as genderqueer to my 60 year old biological father during his smoke break and got blindsided with the unexpected joy that was "I don't think being a man or a woman is about what's in your pants- I think it's about being an adult, whatever pronouns you use" and boys we are feeling genuine human emotions in this house tonight