Yes This is Fuckass

Welcome to real herstory class, I am your professor, Dr. Elf Werewolf.

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they killed him for this

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please god watch this right now

My latest creation

The Great Muppet Caper (1981)

He is

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

Screenshots I took to traumatize my husband when I got this ad

This is going to enter my vocabulary

I choose to bake just once a year, in one single marathon-long session.