remember me?

coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage

nothing more flattering than someone saying "oh don't get her going" in reference to you when a topic you're passionate about is brought up

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked

would zuko give the blue spirit a full pardon after the war is over or do you think he would mess with everyone and raise the bounty even higher

“I am looking respectfully” “im so normal about this” can you bark actually? Can you hit yourself over the head w a frying pan like a cartoon wolf? Can you look at it derangedly please?

take me to snurch (snail church)

happy 10 years to snurch

oh do not do this to me

some people just have no true appreciation for terrible women. oh she killed and ate people? well maybe she was hungry. "I cant defend her anymore-" well then fucking stand aside so i can talk to my client

good luck to kevin who has to deal with a non-smoking andrew and a sidelined neil 🫡

good luck to wymack who has to deal with a kevin who has to deal with a non-smoking andrew and a sidelined neil

i think love is stored in nighttime conversations and “did you eat yet” and books left outside your door and “i waited to watch this with you” and splitting something in half to share and “im proud of you” and folded towels and “you can pick” and heads on shoulders and “you’re right, that was shitty. im sorry” and knocks on doors and “DINNER!” and stupid jokes and “hey i got this for you” and coffee made just right and… there are so many ways people say i love you silently every day over and over again if you only listen

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man thinks putting caramel on onions is caramelizing them