volta, ou vai embora, meu amor

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

do not keep putting those two unfunny autistic faggots on my dash

Happy disability pride month to all homebound disabled people, I wish for you so much love, support, and celebration throughout July. Be proud of who you are, where you've been, and where you're going. I love you.

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

"girl kisser" is out the time of the woman fucker is here

past-tense slogans

we were farmers

nationwide was on your side

You were in good hands

because you were worth it

only you couldve stopped forest fires

arby’s: we had the meats

Just did it

Enjoyed Coca-Cola

Was All That You Could’ve Been

Wasn’t Evil

the author's poorly disguised lust for a slice of pizza