volta, ou vai embora, meu amor

“It looks like you have your adblocker on :(” it looks like you can suck both my balls from the back

we don’t really have axe murderers anymore

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters

@funnier-as-a-system

its gonna be so nuts when our generation of old people is shuffling around with big stupid meme tattoos imagine being a personal support specialist in 2080 and peepaw has a bee movie script sleeve and youre twenty years old and delivering pills like dude what is that and he goes Its from a movie about a jerry seinfeld bug lusting after a human woman who looks like flo from progressive who is still a prominent american cultural figure and you say OK and then you help him plug into his VR headset to play for2nite the sequel to fortnite and he mains former president hunter biden and then you go on lunch break and pay $75 for a ham and cheese sandwich

appearing in front of you as a ghostly apparition: take your headphones. you will need your headphones

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then