a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can
$LAYYYTER
Xuebing Du
Cosimo Galluzzi

JVL
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Monterey Bay Aquarium

blake kathryn
Not today Justin
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
trying on a metaphor
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
styofa doing anything
Jules of Nature

ellievsbear
occasionally subtle
Cosmic Funnies
art blog(derogatory)

Andulka
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a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

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i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion
Adhd moment of the day:
> I need to wash my hands!
>> Put Soap on hands
>> Dry hands!
>> oh no.....
Amazing that we call him the cookie clicker guy and not the "this website's hate mail game is insane" guy because one of those things had a much bigger impact on Tumblr culture than the other
#I think it's nice that the thing he'a known for is something he's put a lot of work into and was passionate about#as opposed to some funny posts he made in a few minutes#would you rather be known as large for your funny posts or your books if given the choice?
I'm already known for my funny posts and not my books. People express surprise that I'm a writer constantly.
#wait what#Derin I didn't know you were funny
these are my dialogue options when you talk to me btw

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i want pasta but pasta is for f1 and i have to wait for my bf to wake up to watch it :< but i want pasta im so hungryyyy :<
what i eat in a day as a hungry hungry hippo:
marbles
problematic sudoku solving skills gap
reblog if you love archive of our own and how they firmly refuse to let censorship have any place on their platform
ao3 - No censorship and no advertisements. It's like back when the internet was NEW!
I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best
He’s literally just telling it like it is

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I love in science fiction when something’s an array. The sensor array. The navigational array. Weapons array. Goddamn, yes. Get that shit in an array.
EMORI !!!!!!
so true
Official Wednesday post
It's Tuesday
Happy "Not Only Is It Not Friday, It's Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It's Tuesday" Monday, everyone

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Alright ive seen enough
Someone put a blanket over my cage.
tomorrow i will ride an elephant sized isopod into a crowded public area and we will all find out what happens next together