i wear fine things well...

about to stream “the vampire lestat”, pray for me 😭😩

how did armand get that eyepatch??? 👀👀👀

i like lestat’s snide narration style lmao. what a little bitch 🥰

me @ Daniel vs. Lestat: kiss kiss fight…

Omg Taylor swift reference lmao 😂

so far i am a fan of the metatext nature of the show turning its eye on itself? with all the swaggering bias of this narrator included. love the contrast between louis/malloy seeking perspective vs. lestat dodging every reflection like a goddamn missile.

holy shit, patrick from schitt’s creek???

SCREAMING. dee doing little mindfulness mantras in the corner while a hallway of vampires is being slaughtered is sending me.

my fondness for epistolary media is extremely a fan of how the memoir is communicated from b-sides? it’s very “within the wires” (iykyk) of them.

the phrase “oedopiphany” and “the boat is a penis and the ocean is my mother’s vagina” are so cursed it loops back around to genius. either way, i’m fucking cackling jfc. 😅😅😅

god, this is so uncomfortable and so tragic, the way lestat and his mom take solace in eachother as a refuge from The Horrors of their domestic life? i know that’s..common with the kind of incest that this dynamic is but like…god do the actors do a good job of conveying that.

god, the lawyer negotiation lestat crashout…drag armand’s ass, baby 🤣🤣🤣🤣

holy shit that slow-mo flying shot in the theater??? 😩😍

the grief of claudia haunting the narrative…yess, lestat, you will never get away from the sound of the voice that haunts you…

gabriella looming over her fuckass husband and him recoiling in horror…hot 🥵🥵🥵

not super suprised by this revelation of how the family died but it’s both satisfying and horrific. love the way it’s delivered - wish i spoke French so i could know if lestat is describing it while he’s singing??

BRUCE???? WE GOTTA FUCKING KILL HIM, LOUIS!!!

lestat NEVER being caught in a moment of pure honesty. the brand remains strong 👏

louis calmly hunting and drenched in blood…oh my goddddd 🥵🥵🥵😈😈😈

i am so so unwell about the fact that, for all of lestat’s tantrums and raging and protests that the book is full of lies, he can only tell the truth about himself when echoed through the words of louis. like…goddamn…

jfc, magnus’ abduction being portrayed through the cheesy lens of a 80’s style music video for a love song with the subtext of a truly horrifying event underlying??? the theme of lestat being glib about the horrors…just…fuckkkkkk…

god, the nicky and lestat scene is fucking excruciating 🥺

louis shushing with a blood finger to his lips….😳😳😳😳😳😳

yo, lestat singing on stage about how you can’t fuck away the loneliness as he hallucinates magnus AND nicky in the crowd…fuck me 😭😭😭😭😭😭

oh god, the waitress in the diner…i am fucking weeping, ugh.

”I am Arun and i am an addict” AGHHHHHHHH??????

agh delainey hayles i’ve missed you 😭💖

”i’m just a 500 year old PUSSY” jfc get his ass 🤣😅😩

”you were 5000 feet from louis when you dropped him. was that love?” A G H

calling armand a fuck-cloud and then telling him to kill himself is…lestat served cunt here.

goddddddd the vampire bond between armand and malloy being symbolized by echoing emptiness of the space around them….fuck that’s good.

”it wasn’t love for louis, daniel…but it was love.” KISS????????

goddddddd this is so goddamn sad. oh louis 😭😭😭😭 this waitress situation is so fucked up 😭😭😭 ughhhhhhhhh

oh. OH. she left him. she left him. fucking god this explains so much. 💔🥺

”why do you come back? why won’t you let me hate you?” just fucking kill me already 😩😩😩😩😩

i keep thinking about the line “louis the pimp” and the situation with the waitress and holy fuck these cycles keep on cycling 😩😩😩

also, jfc, malloy’s actor commenting how armand sees daniel is like a toy a child drags around with them until it’s in tatters and “the child thinks they love this toy even while they’re beating it to death” WOW WOW WOW.

oof louis brought a MADELAINE into this??? OW. i love how clearly guilty and sick he feels over the fucked-up little fantasy he’s built himself. oh louis. oh buddy.

AKASHA???? OH MY GOD??? AHHHHHH.

fuckkkkkkk armand psychological warfare as a love confession with the discordant piano notes in the background … armand, nobody does it like you.

”I didn’t need you.” “do you need me now?” lestat, jesus christ, the uh emotional incest trauma is palpably painful here.

don’t mind me, now I’m just thinking about how upsetting it is that the most repeated word in iwtv is “endure” and the most repeated word in black sails is “truth”.

cool cool cool i am ugly crying through the claudia song, stabbing me in the gut would hurt less.

akasha is THAT BITCH, i can’t fucking WAIT to see more of her 😍😍😍😍

holy fuck?????? armand??? what the fuck did you do???

i wanna throw myself off a bridge 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 fuuuuuckkkkkkkkkk - lestat’s shame and horror vomiting out of him (physically and metaphorically), louis’ horror and shock and betrayal bleeding out of him, the breakdown, the pain-filled comfort 😭😭😭😭 wow, this actually fucking hurts.

the sitting on the park bench… yes, show me the Trauma Bond 🙂😭

WHAT IN THE JESUS FUCK?????

i don't consider myself much of a shipper but everytime i am reminded of armand and Daniel i just. it's so funny. i am 500+ years old. you are a terminally ill 70 y/o human journalist who i psychologically tortured and kept in my flat for a week in the seventies. i might be your wife. i define myself exclusively on others. will you be my nepo fledgling. ignore the fact that i said i would never make one. i'm making people walk into traffic. let's make a vlog together

Nuke canada now

Did y'all know that 70% of all mining operations in latin america and the caribbean involve a canadian transnational mining corporation?

The imperial core will see one of latin america's veins and go "is anyone gonna cut that open?" and not wait for an answer

when i worked for my australian civil/digging engineering megacorp they were working on setting up lithium mines hand in hand with the canadians. they are all complicit.

I know the “Vane called Flint gay for living in a house” thing is funny but I think in all seriousness Vane was calling Flint a class traitor for living in a house which is in some ways much funnier

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

they really don't respect the time of disabled people. your application can take up to 12 weeks. the specialist waitlist is 3 years. your assessment will be any time within the next 6 months. let us know if you cannot attend this appointment you waited 7 weeks for and we'll reschedule next year. we've decided to assess you at this time and day and you have to be available or any support you dared to apply for is not going to happen. and in between these long bouts of waiting you have to survive the everyday

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

why be bisexual when you can be trisexual and fuck the isosceles out of that triangle