Slut for Simon

It’s for science (I’m curious and have found interesting things)

now you can continues on with your day

Simon/Ralph’s arm

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Lord of the Flies. The social commentary is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of symbolism and subtext most of the nuances will go over a typical reader’s head. There’s also Simon’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these characters, to realize that they’re not just entertaining- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Lord of the Flies truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Simon’s existencial catchphrase “Maybe there is a beast… maybe it’s only us,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as William Golding’s genius unfolds itself on the page. What fools… how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Lord of the Flies tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

we need to spread the Lord Of the Flies fandom, so more people can enjoy Jalph, and Rogermon, and (I forgot the ship name) but Roger x Maurice and stuff like that. I miss the long fanfics of Rogermon in school AU’s. the cute Jalph high school AU’s, the “Ask Jalph” blogs, and the fantastic Fanart. GOD DAMN THE FAN ART. Not to mention the Instagram accounts posting Lord of The Flies stuff, and the amazing Tumblr blogs. like, we need this shit more. and we need the fandom to live and thrive not be forgotten and Die! 💔 so please. reblog and comment if you agree, leave a note. send this to other fandom lovers, remember my Lord of The Flies fandom friends. We must Survive this island!

Jack Merriwho

Jack Merrijew

Jack Merri-choo

Jack Mary Sue

Jack Merricue

I’m finding it hard to find y’all, but I know you’re out there, somewhere. 

i made a quiz

the tags jack merridew is described with on the villains wiki

today’s purest character of the day is roger from lord of the flies!