it'll pass

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

blogging is too dignified a term for what i’m doing on here

blogging is too dignified a term for what i’m doing on here

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

not even a robot could keep up with being buffy summers

buffy summers crushed under the pressure of being buffy summers so they got a robot to be buffy summers for some time and it crushed under the pressure of being buffy summers too. incredible work

do i really have to be alive every day

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

cats know keyboard shortcuts even microsoft doesnt know about

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)