Dwight, You Ignorant Slut

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

Goes to show how little I know

The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized

Net zero info ass post

We literally can see in both the screenshots that the tumblr post was posted first (also evilvillain123456789 lies recreationally, constantly) why are y'all so bad at fact-checking literally anything

Stop

adulthood is just telling yourself “and after i’ve done THAT i can finally relax” with increasing desperation

my sexual fantasy Is to have someone notice my absence and wonder about me

“People you may know” and it’s the devil from the Bible

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?