Faggotest EVER

#1 – Be able to host

#2 – Break your gag reflex by practicing with a banana or a dildo.

#3 – Never use your hands, unless told to

#4 – Look him in the eyes when his cock is down your throat. 

#5 – Learn to listen and observe non-verbal cues that tell you how to suck him better

#6 – Pay attention to his balls as well.

#7 – Buy some knees pads so you don’t need to take a break

#8 – When he is cumming, keep sucking him all the way through until his orgasm ends.

#9 – Always swallow, unless he decides to blow it some other way, in which case, let him.

#10 – Keep his cock in your mouth after he has come, and let it get soft while he comes down from his orgasm. He might fall asleep with his cock in your mouth, let him.

#11 – When he is done cumming, your are done. Never expect him to reciprocate in any way.

#12 – Strive to make your mouth a replacement for masturbation. Many guys would much rather cum down your throat than jerk off.

#13 – Try to make note of when he usually contacts you. And the frequency of when he does, so you can make sure you are available when he wants to use you. When his balls are full, he’s not interested in what else you have going on in your life.

#14 – If he touches his nipples while you are sucking him, you should reach up and offer to work them with your hands for him.

#15 – If he lifts his legs back while you are sucking him, that often means he would like to get rimmed as well, and your should do that for him.

#16 – When you are rimming him, don’t stop until he is finished enjoying it, which can be over an hour sometimes. Get used to that.

#17 – Never touch your cock when you are sucking him, unless he tells you to.

#18 – Always provide amyl (poppers) if they enjoy using them. Allow him to use the poppers as much as he likes, and never use them yourself unless he puts the bottle under your nose. Never reach for them and never ask for them. There is nothing worse than a cock sucker that constantly stops sucking to sniff more poppers. Let him decide how much you get, and when.

#19 – Always provide porn from him to enjoy, and get the kind of porn he likes to watch.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

1. I WILL SWALLOW, unless otherwise instructed. A man’s cum deserves as much respect as the man himself. Swallowing reinforces the bond between man and cocksucker.

2. I WILL DEEPTHROAT to the best of my ability, regardless of whether I gag. A well-rounded cocksucker must master the use of his lips, tongue AND throat to maximize a man’s pleasure.

3. I WILL NOT USE MY HANDS unless instructed. My mouth is my sexual organ.

4. I WILL NOT TOUCH MYSELF when sucking a man’s Cock. His pleasure is my own. To suggest otherwise is deeply disrespectful.

5. I WILL NOT EXPECT RECIPROCATION—ever. See above.

6. I WILL MAKE MYSELF AVAILABLE, and service on his terms. A man should never have to jerk himself off when a cocksucker could do the job instead.

7. I WILL ALLOW HIM TO CALL ME NAMES, such as “faggot”, “cocksucker” and “slut”, regardless of whether I enjoy this. A cocksucker must accept his place on the sexual totem pole. Such names are a man’s way of claiming this superiority over a cocksucker.

8. I WILL CONTINUE TO SERVICE for as long as a man deems appropriate, whether minutes or hours, without complaint.

1. CHASTITY

Lock its genitals in order to restrict access. Make sure it is chaste most of the time, free only in your presence from time to time. This way, its body parts become your property and it is unable to play with itself, which ALL men do.

2. INSPECTIONS

This might seem like unnecessary play only but it is not. It send a strong impulse to its mind about who is in charge and has unlimited freedom. Do it on regular basis.

3. ROUTINES

Routines are very important, any kind of routine. To begin with, decide upon a daily routine with which it will show its respect and humility to you. Make sure there will be no skipping on routines.

4. DISCIPLINE

This is a complete must, done on daily basis. Discipline is the most essential ingredient. It doesn’t need to “deserve it”, it is simply necessary. Find the time and the will every day.

5. TEASE, EDGING, DENIAL

Having and keeping its balls full will ensure its full attention towards you. It will make it beg and it will make it soft on its mind. Have you tried it for hours? No? Try it. Bigger balls equals more obedience and willingness to do anything for you.

6. RUINED ORGASMS

Your slave needs to cum and it will do anything to cum. You will allow it to cum on occasion but you will also slowly take away its right to have that pleasure. Ruin iits orgasms often and make it thank you. In time you could easily have it pleasure-less and without actual orgasms, up to you. Remember, an orgasm is not a right, it is a health necessity. It is not a reward either. Yours are important and only orgasms that should be cherished.

7. HUMILIATION

As bad as this might sound, subtle ways of humiliation are extremely effective. It needs it, it wants it. Do it. Find ways, decide up on them and act upon them. Humiliation makes it more humble. Then humiliate some more, subtly.

8. USE IT, MAKE IT FEEL USED

slaves like being treated like objects or toys. So that’s just what you need to do, use it for your pleasure and needs and then simply discard it. It’s a play, nothing more but it works just fine. Make sure you train yourself for such acts properly, in order not to appear silly.

9. EMASCULATION & PEGGING

Chastising your slave is the begging of emasculation. Pegging is another great way to emasculate. Make it your bitch, bring out its feminine side. Bringing out its feminine side works beautifully in favor of emasculation. Emasculation kills the ego every man has. Ego is an absolute enemy. 

Serían muy efectivas si se hicieran exactamente asi!!!!

I get many faggots contacting me, telling me they are realizing they are fags, and asking for advice on how to be a good fag for men.  Here are several basic ways to begin living as the true faggot you are.  These are just a few ways to begin living as a true faggot – feel free to add other ways in the comments. 

Call all men Sir.  faggots are inferior to men, and calling all men “Sir” shows you understand this.  Begin to look at all of the men around you and realize that each and every one of them is Superior to you.  Practice sitting in public places, and in your mind look at each man and say to yourself “that man is Superior to this faggot.”  Do that for every man you see. 

Avert your eyes in the presence of men.  Who are you, as an inferior faggot, to look a man directly in the eyes (unless prompted to do so)?  Instead, stare at men’s crotches or feet, as a sign of respect, and a signal to all that you are a true faggot and that you know you are inferior.

Apologize frequently.  Remember this: true faggots are always wrong. Even if you are factually correct about something, you are are wrong.  Practice saying “Sorry, Sir” as many times in each conversation as possible.  

Defer to men in all ways.  Always take a secondary, passive, submissive role so that the men around you have an easier time in all ways. Do this wherever you are, such as in meetings, in lines, in traffic, at work, etc.

Don’t think being a faggot only relates to sex.  New fags think that being a faggot is about being fucked and used sexually.  Being a true fag is a mindset, a lifestyle, a realization of your inferiority.  Being a fag is who you are; being a hole for men to use is just one of your many duties.  

Be useful to men.  Find ways to make the lives of men around you better, in big ways and small.  Buy men in your office Starbucks, pay for their lunches, buy tickets to sports events and then give them to men to use, etc.  Be generous with your time and efforts as well.  Do as much of their work at your job as possible.  Offer to clean their homes and do their laundry.  Say to yourself often: “Less for this fag means more for men.”  Remember, you are here to make their lives better.

Your needs and wants don’t matter.  So many fags write to say “I want you to fuck me” and “I need to be used.”  This is a mistake.  What you need and want isn’t important.  True faggots should only want what Superior men want, and their only need is to improve the lives of men.  Don’t suppose you know how.  Ask men what they want, what they require from you, and then do it, no matter what, no questions asked, no hesitation.  

Don’t urinate standing up.  True faggots should sit when using the toilet.  Urinals are for men only.  fags are male, but not men, so they should sit like a female when pissing.  This will also always remind you of your secondary status.  fags don’t use urinals: fags are urinals for men to use.

Cage your fagdick.  faggots should become accostomed to not using their fagdicks for their own pleasure.  A true fag’s pleasure only comes through bringing pleasure to men.  When fags use their own fagdick for pleasure, they are focusing on themselves and their own pleasure, which they should never do.  Your entire life should be devoted to making the lives of men better.  

Practice practice practice.  Every day, find ways to practice being ready for whatever you might be asked to do.  Practice deepthroating with dildos, keep your hole clean every day in case a man wants to use it, learn to drink your own piss so that you can be an eager urinal for men, etc.  Being the best fag you can be is your duty – practice every day.