#IBoughtACondo

Starts like this

Progresses to this

And concludes like this

Is pretty much like

Is exactly like

It was like

Was pretty much like

When my friends arrived to help

Cramming everyone into the Uhaul

Then it was basically like this

And finally it was like this

This basically happened

My only direct conversation with the seller's lawyer

I wanted to be like

But I managed something more like

And he started talking to me about all the paperwork

On the outside I was like

On the inside I was like

What I feared could happen at any moment

Upon getting his voicemail I was like

Then a few hours later when I found out he'd taken care of the necessary paperwork (meaning closing was back on schedule) I was like

What happened when my mortgage processor, my realtor, my lawyer, and my seller's realtor attempted to get in touch with the seller's lawyer...

And everything seemed ready to go for closing...

Then when I found out the only hold-up was one signature from the as-yet unreachable seller's lawyer

My bathroom ceiling may have caved in from a giant melted snow leak, but I'm still feeling the holiday spirit! 

With the first few it was like

But then finally I was like

And