Twenty-Something

@sleepingpowder

Oh wow

Six-year-old me trying to make inanimate objects move with my mind after watching Matilda

i remember being like 11 and asking my dad why he hunts and kills deer and he said “because i think theyre beautiful” and that’s just. that’s just what men are like

people are probably gonna exist for a very long time after global warming is irreversible but imagine being in the year 3019 and reading a history book and learning that your ancestors had every power to stop the world from being a shitty hell dimension but they didn’t because short term money making was more valuable to them

Shut you up real fast.

cat tummies are a temptation of biblical proportions

Take that

Real talk though has anyone else just thrown away a whole Tupperware container bc you left food in there for way too long and now you’re afraid to open it?

All of you are so valid

all lesbian are actually sapiosexual because all women are smart. in this essay i will