Warm like mittens

First rule of being a graphic designer…they will absolutely just print and use your fake placeholder copy so just go into it expecting that

having anxiety is like being given permanent unwanted custody of a halter arabian. like okay buddy is it panic time again. cool you probably need more exercise and an apple and then maybe you'll calm down.

thoroughly enjoying the notes on this post because it's equal parts people with anxiety going "yeah that's what it's like" and people with arabians going "yeah that's what they're like"

The existence of Morning wood means there's a constant wave of boners happening across the world

except the paciffic ocean, where there is only an occasional boner from thw Stranded

👆She doesn't know about mermaid boners

why no one telll me :(

You didn't ask ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please

#my favourite part is the people in the notes being like 'the god of children's hospitals' to be contrary#because the ball is Red#bc like. do. do they know what one of Apollo's areas of Being The God Of This Thing are?#healing and diseases#also he's like#the god of Youths#so like.yeah.#Apollo IS the god of children's hospitals actually Via @mothmammoth​

I will (and i cant stress this enough) try to pet your cat that "doesnt like people"

if the bear wants the tripod it gets the tripod