The Great Dismal Swamp

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

the goal is to always have days so good that you forget you have a phone

If i were in a high fantasy setting i’d be corrupted by the allure of ancient and forbidden magicks SO quickly you have no idea

silliness and sincerity are not opposites btw. they are married. bisexually

This is like a right wing political cartoon I love that it's real

Where's that post about how angsty teen atheists wish they could blaspheme as much as real american christians do

new downloadable golden calf!

i am a better hater because my hate always comes from a place of love & nuance. many can't relate