SUSCEPTIBLE TO THE BURGER

just saw the phrase "abortionable amount of weeks pregnant"

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

listen. if your mutual suddenly starts referring to The Character with different pronouns, you must go along with it. that character is trans now. they’re right.

who do you think i am? looking for recommendations

*giggles cutely* uhh... i mean tch. -_-

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

you know how some people sleep with guns or knives under their pillows for protection? KEEP YOUR KNIGHT IN YOUR BED INSTEAD!! FOR SAFETY REASONS!! THAT'S YOUR LIVING WEAPON!!!! #mylivingweapon

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic