Thoughts of the Awkward

OMFG.

Very curious doggo

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

Omg I love him. 😭

*snorts a line* CHRISTIANS SHOULD ALL BE PRO ABORTION. ITS JUST SENDING SOULS DIRECTLY TO HEAVEN *snorts another line*

The Pope abolished limbo a few years ago

The Pope ceases the existence of a realm.

The Pope seems like an outdated figurehead until you remember he can create and destroy entire spiritual planes.

Also the Popenis just for Catholics, not Christian’s. Unless we’re clumping those two separate religions together now.

Catholicism is……a sect of christianity……

I know how it feels to be open, then find out your love isn’t real.

Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems?

Finally Tumblr can do math

So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.

Please stop explaining math to me im gay

that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish

This post is pushing me to the limit