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Ever just look at someone and know that they would be a main character in your origin story? Because I have, and I'm pretty sure that character is my best friend-

Unless-

#friend #friendship #origin story #teenager #main character #lol #skeptical #i trust noone #i don't like humans #mortals

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Dear Life,

Please slow down, remember, I am not an athlete,

Lots of love (and maybe a small amount of hate),

A mere mortal.

#life #i cant handle this #can you tell i am the disappointment of the family?#help #this is tiring #lol #teenager #athletes #letter

Therapists need to up their game, music be out here doing it for free and getting paid less.

#music #all kinds of music #classical music #rock music #sad music #paid #jobs #therapy #therapists #theraputic #happy #free

People be out here doing some productive stuff during lockdown but I'm out here listening to Sweater Weather, Girl in Red and a bunch of other gay stuff that has major closeted vibes-

#bisexual #gay #lgbtq #teenager #girl in red #sweater weather #productive #lockdown #covid 19 #gen z

Can we make it a crime to make fictional characters attractive? I can't keep my standards this high for long, and when they fall, they fall hard

#fiction #fictional characters #loki #todoroki #legolas #cedric #harry #thranduil #elven #teenager #issues #lol #lol what am i doing

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If I ever get married, I want that special someone to hide the ring in a dessert and then watch in horror as I unknowingly eat it and choke on it, then, I want that special someone to perform the heimlich manoever on me.

If you're willing to save my life, you better prove it,

bitch

What's the point of drinking water when it's just going to pour out of your eyes later? Don't even try denying it,

I know what you do.

#knowledge #teenager #gen z #hydrateyourself #hydration #stay safe and hydrated #lol #lol what am i doing #I am once again up at minight #why is it so cold-

Petition to rename The Three Musketeers as The Three Muskrats and just make all the movies about furry, little rodents.

yum

#hail the muskrats #the musketeers #lol what am i doing #rodents #ratatouille #remmmy the ratatouille #the rat of all my dreams #can you tell i am the disappointment of the family?

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