idk

what is joe biden’s plan to keep declan alive by the end of the dreamer trilogy

Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”

a relationship should be 50/50. he comes up with a plan to frame our latin teacher for murder, i dream up the evidence.

literally every day of my life i think about declan being like “my brother is a god who can create anything from his mind. objects are useless i’m getting him a zoo membership. because he likes animals”

declan lynch will be like “i know a spot” and then take you to his repression attic

IM FUCKING SCREAMING ASDHGFGHFD THANK YOU

i only realised yesterday that they’re called sims because they’re simulations goodbye

me whenever i pee: wow! just like in an indie movie…

oh you like history? name everything that ever happened

local teens disappointed: corpse found in Virginia mountains doesn't grant wishes

from now on i’m only referring to people by their last name so we can have an emotionally charged moment months later when i finally use their first name 

3OH!3 is who the chainsmokers think they are

bonding with your houseplants by watering them from a water bottle you’ve already drank from