do you dream of the stars?

imagine being so cool and sexy you make the “i dont swing” kid go spend two weeks with a cult for your safety, plead with the yakuza leader to keep both of you together and well, and after nearly being killed by his father and being interrogated, his main concern is still wether or not he gets to keep kissing you

kills myself in a fresh and stylish way that subverts expectations while being a clear love letter to the genre

don’t ask me why but I know in my heart adam parrish is left handed

what I love so much about Ronan's character is that he has just the right balance of problems no person real or fictional has ever had before and problems which I personally understand very deeply at the bottom of my soul

i think men should get beat up more n be left all bloody n bruised n whimpering

i just became a brand ambassador for a 1,000 year old sacred grove

who tf is adam parrish

omggg he cant get an erection 😍😍😍😍 yesssss

the mystery bruises you're getting aren't from anemia or something stupid like that. they're from me. i go into your house while you're asleep and softly hit you with hammers until i am satisfied

and yes, it is sexual

God the magicians is like. What if you didn’t have to leave everything from your childhood behind. What if the trappings of childhood gave you the skills you needed in adulthood. What if there was magic and all it did was create new problems. What if a minor mending could save the world. And what if we did it wearing the most 2010 millennial outfits possible?