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Look at my dog having the time of her life

star wars is so fucking stupid. yoda can't just have a walking stick he Has to have a magic wookiee painkiller gimer stick full of nutritious juices. ?

I've just discovered clumber spaniels. What an absolutely incredible head. Distinguished, relaxed squishable, I love everything about it. But then I scan down to the body and the spell breaks. These animals look like they can cover ground with all the efficiency of a three-legged beaver

@muttsandmustelidae Yo, this guy is falling for the propaganda

OHHHHHHH

Your moral ocd is lying to you and tumblr is lying to you. you do NOT have to reblog any post you dont want to and you dont need to justify it and youre not prejudiced against a certain marginalized group if you dont reblog an Upsetting Post about a Current Issue said group is facing

Say it with me folks: You Are Never Morally Obligated To Interact With A Social Media Post

when I was a kid I thought the weather guy on TV controlled the weather and he was just telling us what he was gonna do for the next few days. when he said "30% chance of rain Thursday" I thought he was just guessing how likely it was he'd wake up in a rain mood that morning

I feel like I need to explain. there was a whole internal logic here. there was fucking worldbuilding. I knew there were different weather people on the news in different places and I thought each one was the weather decider for their local area. I knew the word "meteorologist" and thought it was a scientist who had expertise in weather control technology. I never questioned why there was bad weather sometimes because "bad weather" was subjective, after all, I liked cloudy days and snow. and the plants need rain, right? so I figured the weather guy probably had regular meetings with local farmers and gardeners to make sure the amount of precipitation and sunlight we were getting was working out for the crops. I never spoke about this to anyone, because I thought everyone knew. at some point my parents had said "this guy on TV tells us what kind of weather we're going to have" and I misunderstood exactly one fundamental point and built out an enormous set of logical conclusions from there. this lasted from like age 3 to age 6 btw

Yu-Gi-Oh fans really saw the scalpers coming and said "You've activated my trap card".

oh my gosh they really did pull a real life trap card