David Ian Hewlett

i love this

What the fuck Brazilian Sesame Street

I’m too bi for this ad

bi-swordsual

are…are they gonna bone down on that glass covered bed?

Honestly I’m glad I wasn’t the only one concerned about the glass.

Swordplay is foreplay

…Swords have ads?????

is this ad selling… bisexuality? swords? underpants? Don’t tell me, I want to believe it’s all of the above.

don’t know what it’s selling. but this is how I wish my significant other to greet me.

This is Addams Family levels of extra

it’s been nearly two years and i still want to know if they’re gonna bone down on the glass covered bed.

tap dat glass

i looked up what they’re selling but i refuse to break the spell because it’s not what anyone on this post has guessed and it makes me so inexplicably happy that someone could create such a fucking Extra™ advertisement that is entirely baffling in every possible way to the extent that nobody understands what is even for sale

“Toilette” is literally what it’s called in German... 

No the German word for it is poopenfarten its literally in the german dictionary.

All the people who live in germany and are just trying to make the world understand that the call them wash closets or toilettes😅😂

You're wrong its poopenfarten

This is what people mean when they say germans have no humor

You getting mad at americans isnt going to change the fact that the german word for toilet is poopenfarten

Shut the fuck up.

Its poopenfarten

Defecation of your language? Why would I defecate on your language? That's what the poopenfarten is for.

I took two years of German classes and i can confirm that the germanized version of "toilet" is, in fact, "poopenfarten".

The infamous “Johnnydepp” on his scintillating character...oh! That’s a vibe Tbh