wow huh

How are my sweetie pees

no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

I had previously seen the bottom image with zero context like 5 times before finally finding the context post and that’s why I love tumblr.

what the fuck somebody edit a health bar over this im at work

oh my god you said heaLth bar..

GIRL

@trufflesmushroom

Night time is the best because you get to drink nightwater which has 10% bonus benefits and deliciousness when compares to daywater

if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables

Sorry I had to leave the social function early. Yeah I wasn’t feeling well. Yeah the primal spirit of the Hater possessed me with overwhelming ferocity and I was about to make a lot of enemies about the movie we just watched.

whenever I confess to people that i feel like I am just roleplaying as a normal person they're always like noooo you don't strike me as someone who's roleplaying as a normal person at all!!! :) and every time internally im like well yes that's because I am excellent at it

Unofficial Autism Post

your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

Everyone knows the classic sight of a leek sticking out of the grocery bag. But what if I told you this gentle aromatic was good for more than just her pleasing silhouette?

this is going to be a controversial one but I think the optimal number of cats for facilitating making the bed is not, in fact, "every cat in the house" but perhaps even ... zero

dangerous misinformation