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hash browns have powerful restorative properties

on my deathbed, i will be telling my grandkids about faberry

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

relentlessly funny to me when people treat a relationship between someone in their 30s and someone in their 40s as "age difference". bro i cannot tell you which of my friends are 34 and which are 44. i can probably tell you which ones aren't 30 yet, but it's probable some of them are 50 now and i didn't notice. if you're over 30 and don't have kids, it's kinda all one age until you can collect social security.

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

“you were singing it to finn, and only finn, right?” after asking her how she looks in her uniform….now what the hell was that