I Don't Know What I'm Doing

“Why’d you do that?” Please remember that I am using what I’ve seen in humans to mimic them

YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOU CAN CRAFT A COMPLETE SENTENCE! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOU USE THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF COMMAS! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOUR PROSE IS GOOD AND RIGHT! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS YOUR VISION!

YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOU USE A NORMAL AMOUNT OF ADVERBS!

*rolls you a square blunt in minecraft*

okay what the fuck

There is so much beauty in the world.

Squires

yes, my liege?

"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.

<currently blogging from inside this idiot's walls>

PLEASE help me feed these ethernet cables downstairs or I'm gonna kill myself before you get a crack at me

thread it down here champ, we'll get this installed come hell or high water

you are the best scary murderer who could have ever crawled into my walls

Plot Twist; The man in the wall is actually your roommate, he has his own room in the actual apartment/house. The man prefers the wall.

Pokemon Heritage Post

Other W.I.Ps: *Poking my shoulder* “Can it be my turn now”

I genuinely forgot about this ask

This is literally what we used in English class.

How and why are you in my walls?

Baby 🥰😘