Petering Out

propers to norsecow 

*holds your hand and swings it a little bit when we walk*

Talking to someone every single day for hours can be pretty destructive because there will come a day where you don’t speak at all and it’s going to be the loneliest feeling in the world.

beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome

shrek

never mind post cancelled 

coward

*likes your sexual post to let u know I’m down*

u ever seen someone SO ur type that ur blood pressure just drops

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

Lol 8+

I can see the photoshop in the awkwardly different letter sizes

no its real you dumb asshole!

no i took this picture. im op. i took the picture it looked like that right there irl offline in target. i bet you feel like a dumbass 😏

you’re just mad because i saw big tits and you didnt

Damn there’s a perfect supernatural gif for this but I can’t find it rn

thank god you cant

This post radiates with bad energies, it’s the most cursed thing I’ve ever layed eyes upon

Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed.

no

This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage

word*

I want nothing more than to uppercut you directly to heaven’s front door.